TBH I'm like a low 7; 8 if you're drunk
Joined February 2009
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Jonathan Smith retweeted
If I’m ever trapped in a submarine with a bunch of dudes, please don’t let the news outlets print “banging noises” heard.
#submarinemissing #titan #Titanic #TitanicRescue #titanicsubmersible #titanicsub
Jonathan Smith retweeted
lay the table with the fancy shit
ALT The Fault in Our Stars themed birthday party table with an “okay? okay.” cake
I haven't tweeted since 2019, but here I am back to tell @NoahKahan I'll do whatever it takes to get Dial Drunk on the setlist for @Hangoutfest this weekend.
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I need a @juliensolomita look book video. I spend most of your videos trying to figure out where your shirts and hats come from.
Do y’all think Beyoncé and Kelly share custody of Michelle? Or does Bey just slide a check under Kelly’s door once a month?
I just watched the full 2 hour Beyoncé Coachella performance everyone is talking about and now I’m tired.
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rewatching #ThisMightGet and remembering that time I took a "selfie" with @gracehelbig @mametown and @harto
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My goal as a fellow Jon Polly is to film a John Polly Squared edition if Extra Lap Recap with @JohnPollySays
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I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD I NEED A J+J'S KITCHEN COOKBOOK @JulienSolomita @Jenna_Marbles
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Jonathan Smith retweeted
(203): you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Imagine what would happen in sorority houses around the nation if Cardi B and Post Malone were ever to do a song together...
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I just want to go ahead and let y'all know that I will drop everything in my life to come aboard when The Valleyfolk takes off into a huge success and you need to expand your staff. @ElliottcMorgan @leenewtonsays @joebereta @stevezaragoza
