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ALT Back of paperback of IMPROBABLE HEAVEN. Text: Messenger angel Kel didn’t want an important assignment any more than her angelic superiors wanted to give it to her. She’s already lost the paperwork and taken an unauthorized shortcut when she falls into a trap that succubus scientist Alba has set on the demonic side of the hinterlands. Kel’s spotty record can’t take that many more black marks. She negotiates for Alba’s silence: she’ll do anything the demon wants for thirty days. She’s read a book or two about succubi, and the prospect of a month of no-strings sex with Alba beats doing penance hands down. Even when Alba shatters Kel’s lurid hopes, assigning her to organize the library, it’s still better than going back to Heaven. For the first time in her existence, Kel finds out that she’s good at something, and Alba’s no-nonsense encouragement makes her want more than meaningless sex. Unfortunately, Alba isn’t the only demon in Hell. JPNOETHER.COM @jpnoether

ALT Scene from the Princess Bride laid out in panels. Inigo Montoya is labeled "orcas" and Count Rugen is labeled "billionaires". Montoya: "offer me money." Rugen: "yes." Montoya: "Power too, offer me that." Rugen: "All that I have and more, please." Montoya: "Offer me everything I ask for." Rugen: "Anything you want." Montoya: "I want my CORAL REEFS BACK, you son of a bitch."














