john

get rid of sam darnold i can’t watch another game with that bum under center

hitting the the sauna after sipping the whole weekend is peak

if she could rock no makeup nowadays she a gem

get tf up and do it again

gon be up big or down bad this weekend

learned a lot this year, ready to learn more next year tho

coulda got used to that texas lifestyle

if you could get a convo outa her you might as well have her

if you think gunna ass you’re a bot

quit yapping hoe

shoutout the gym bros

off our asss 😭😭

either cuffed or whores 🤦‍♂️

he’s too small brotha

strike out 😴

if she knows sports that’s an automatic +2

come back stronger next week 🪖

ain’t realize how much i needed that trip untill now

finally part of the 315 club 🥲

two classes canceled today? grateful for the man above nbs