@jpcarver

Christian. Southerner. Full Snack Developer. #Elixir Enthusiast. Ole Miss Rebel.

 Tennessee
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Joined December 2007
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Patrick Carver's 1 Rule for Programming: 1. YOLO
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Ole Miss defeats LSU. Hotty Toddy!
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I got Genius! nytimes.com/badges/games/v1/…

I got Genius!

How many words can you make with 7 letters?

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Some people vote to participate in democracy. I vote to get stickers.
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And now ... Deep Thoughts ... with Patrick Carver ... The singular of "dice" is "die". Shouldn't the singular for "rice" be "rie"? And the singular for "mice" be "mie"?
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I guess he was <puts on sunglasses> the wong man for the job. YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!
Wong Updates
@WongUpdatesMay 18
Denis Villeneuve reveals that Amazon rejected his pitch for a completely new take on James Bond starring Benedict Wong. “They didn’t see the vision.” (via: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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Patrick Carver retweeted
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeApr 5
Not Fake News: He Is Risen buff.ly/aPEogPG
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Happy St. Me Day, y'all!
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<Record scratch> Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
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@visegrad24Mar 2
Kuwaiti man armed with a metal pipe confronting what he thinks is a shot down Iranian pilot, before realizing he has an American pilot in front of him 🇺🇸🇰🇼
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Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm From the song, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, by The Crash Test Dummies.
Eric Alper 🎧
@ThatEricAlper25 Dec 2025
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If they had any guts, they would have picked Papyrus
Joe Concha
@JoeConchaTV13 Dec 2025
They did it. They really did it.
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Some deer snacking in my backyard. I bumped my hand against the window accidentally and got that one's attention.
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Happy Reformation Day! youtu.be/ieWAnttndoY?si=A6I2…

Martin Luther at the Diet of Worms

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

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"Got any Tom Clancy?"
Possumeveryhour.io@PossumEveryHour13 Oct 2025
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Michael Keaton is trending....ah, it's his birthday.
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First decent rain in a couple of months.
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#homestarrunner #LaborDay2025
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"Oi, you got a loicence for that paint rollah, bruv?"
Queen Natalie 👑
@TheNorfolkLion25 Aug 2025
#OperationRaiseTheColours 💪🏻 Coming to a roundabout near you! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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So excited for a new Mississippi news network! #sarcasm
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter18 Aug 2025
As the cable news channel MSNBC splits up with NBC News, it is also dropping the "NBC" from its name: Later this year, it will become MS NOW, which stands for My Source for News, Opinion, and the World. cnn.com/2025/08/18/media/msn…
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Brah's mind would explode if he heard how we Southerners say "hundred" as "hunnert".
Wesley Yang
@wesyang9 Jul 2025
Increasingly, I hear people pronouncing "important" as "impordant" and I want it to stop now
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