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Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime retweeted
THIS FRIDAY, THE Sky High LV LOUNGE WELCOMES @jozalynsharp AS THE SPECIAL GUEST FOR THIS WEEK'S EDITION OF NUWU COMEDY CLUB HOSTED BY @gabelopezcomedy!
Got ashtrays and sweatpants for Christmas so apparently I’m midway through my Pokémon evolution to cigarette Grandma
I just want everyone to know that my biological clock is the size of Big Ben. I genuinely get emotional when the @MSGSphere is an emoji. like it’s so cute…i just wanna squeeze him. – at Henderson, NV
Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime retweeted
I want them trophies 🏆 I will not deny or lie 😆but the prize has been winning hearts and piercing hearts with art! Love bruv! Love and Respect
I'm so glad @KillerMike made this last album.... cause it's people who don't care about Grammy nominations and all that political shit that needed this album.
Being a bitch and socially anxious really is like having my own personal Victorian torture device.
I’ll put someone in their place then obsess about it for weeks even though I know I’m right.
FUN! – at Henderson, NV
Nothing like the woman on the verge of a mental breakdown and seeing and hearing things in a horror movie getting prescribed half your dose of meds in the movie to remind you just how mentally ill you are. – at Henderson, NV
Who is your Redemption Drag Race cast?
Mine is:
Farrah Moan
Jasmine Masters
Nina Flowers
Lemon
Tia Kofi
Pangina Heals
Kelly Mantle
Bimini – at Fort Collins, CO
Hey @RuPaulsDragRace let’s have a redemption season where queens who didn’t get their shine but we all love get to come back and compete 🙌🏼
Hey @RuPaulsDragRace let’s have a redemption season where queens who didn’t get their shine but we all love get to come back and compete 🙌🏼 – at Fort Collins, CO
Ron Perlman has been will always be one of my biggest celebrity crushes but him threatening the studio execs who said that dehumanizing disgusting shit about the strike. This is my new favorite PornHub category – at Henderson, NV
Hey Sacramento! I’m coming back to @Laughs1207 this July 28-29 and tickets are on sale now. I’m as unhinged and lacking the social awareness of what should be kept to myself as ever. All i do onstage is overshare and spill the tea on myself, so come hang and get you a lil sip ☕️ – at Henderson, NV
What’s super weird about being a female/fem presenting comic is we’re so rarely booked on shows together. And so we rarely get to work with female comics we’ve looked up to. So here’s putting it out in the universe the following is a thread of comics I want to collaborate with: – at Henderson, NV
@MichelleButeau I mean! Come on. – at Henderson, NV
@hannahjonescool just mad funny 🙏🏼 work ethic 10/10, and NICE?! – at Henderson, NV
Having a backbone is the most exhausting hobby I’ve ever picked up.
Still five stars, but damn 😮💨 – at Henderson, NV