@joyceanfb

im 36 year old scp writer Kinch The Knife Blade. i made gaw with my friends. they.

Joined August 2009
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i hate the internet and everyone who posts
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Talita Dospaço is my Wife@Lucayou7Oct 18
Your friend asks you to attend service at a new church she joined. The pastor is speaking gibberish, talking about stars and the number 5, and occasionally has black smoke bellow out of his mouth. Tom Cruise is there.
Talita Dospaço is my Wife@Lucayou7Oct 3
You spend years studying and getting your degree. You’re hired by an organization called the SCP Foundation and you discover the world of the anomalous. You go in on your first day and you find out your boss is named Placeholder McDoctorate.
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rat liker@rat_liker8h
There is absolutely no subject that people won't find ways of inserting their hatred of fat people into
Tovi@wardinpalOct 18
I'm usually a very material person, but this is how you know America is destined to lose. To hear "he sacrificed himself in such an incredible and brave way" and respond with "yeah but he died" is so quintessentially Amerifat
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thinking about this old tweet of mine for no reason in particular
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Gary Treeman@PurpyNFLOct 18
Probably not I would guess
TeslaZoa
@TeslaZoaOct 17
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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Douglas@fruitsnacks42Oct 18
every county in ohio having a mcdonald’s is so ohio
Amazing Maps
@amazingmapOct 18
793 US counties do not have a single McDonald's.
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bailey meyers@baileymeyersOct 17
i don’t want to be unkind but girl it is very very easy to tell which is which
Liza Libes
@pensandpoisonOct 17
These two passages depict the same subject matter in an identical style. One is from Fifty Shades of Grey. The other is from Sally Rooney’s Normal People. I bet you can't even tell which is which. If we have the sensibility to dismiss one as a trashy romance novel, then why do we continue to celebrate the other as serious literature?
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caroline :)@soonrightawayOct 18
i really love the genre of leftist that pretends like they believe in baseless fairy tale nonsense just because they feel an obligation to respect Alternative Ways of Knowing
jawn-e-mann Ⓐ ☭ 🏴🌺@syjviciousOct 16
Replying to @syjvicious
astrology has been a thing on the indian subcontinent for thousands of years. turks, arabs, mayans all had it as a huge part of their culture for a good amount of time too. yall are too dismissive and arrogant sometimes. we don’t kno what we don’t kno
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(Marxistly) science is for boys and star magic is for girls
pannekook 🫶@pannekookOct 17
anti-astrology is always a veiled misogyny
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Human beings are crops, Google the divine feminine star swastika
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjOct 17
Everyone: it’s not a gimmick, Elon would never lie about a Tesla Elon: My new Tesla is sentient
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kinchtheknifeblade@joyceanfb19 Oct 2024
no scp should be longer than like 5000 words ever
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitOct 17
One interesting thing about having kids is you could slip them a small dose of acid and let them have a formative religious experience they’ll remember for the rest of their life. I would never do this, but do I wonder about it sometimes.
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If I had a nickel for every time the SCP Wiki banned someone for a #MeToo situation who wrote something called “Bright,” I’d have two nickels…
#вʟм |1️⃣3️⃣ 🚩Hunter Schrader 🎃@jetzchicleteOct 16
Deadass everytime im kinda proud of a comic im working on or storyboards for a movie, I have this image flashbanged into my mind to keep me humble
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Deuce McGronathan@SpunkityBallOct 16
“i’m steve-o, and this is the ‘jesus wept!’” (steve-o is instantly torn asunder by chains and hooks) (cut to the rest of the jackass crew, dying of laughter)
Chris'thulu, the Accursed Harbinger 🐙🐲@komradekhrisOct 16
"HEY I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, WELCOME TO JACKASS!" *opens the Lament Configuration*
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julia vaccina ₊˚🛸@BeeJooliaOct 15
Don't feed the plants !! 👓🪴🩸
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Blake Liveleak@bobo_circusOct 15
Hard to read a headline like "President Trump says Pentagon Won't Livestream Execution" and not -- as happens once every 6 months or so -- get hit with the terrifying, bone-deep realization that we live in the shittiest Vertigo comic of 2006
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this got an insane amount of attention i didn’t expect it would lol
kinchtheknifeblade@joyceanfbOct 12
as of like this week, my name is still mentioned regularly in the rpc authority discord. a dude got married and actually posted about me, like “i bet kinch will never know this joy.” bro was getting married and still thinking about his online nemesis. i cannot stop laughing.
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Keifer@DannyVegitoOct 14
Arya: I was a prisoner at a Lannister army camp but I escaped thanks to this Italian murder genie I saved from a fire Sansa: what Arya: one time he made me blind because I ditched work to kill a pedophile Sansa: this is the same guy? Arya: well, I don’t know
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i bought a tamagotchi
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppy_hazeOct 14
YES, FUCK YES, The Onion has made new episodes of In The Know with Clifford Banes youtube.com/watch?v=68KAR5Mr…

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