He may think you don’t microwave relationships, but what about an InstaPot? Those things add like 29 minutes to the love cookin. (None of us hold out for the crock pot, let’s be real). #TheBachelor

Colton: I’m ready for a real relationship and take this seriously. Colton after the first conflict that requires him to think for himself: #TheBachelor

Not sure of the crossover appeal, but @serenawilliams just won her first round match in less time than these women take carrying their sexual tension up the stairs in the mansion #TheBachelor

Didn realize phrases like “leadership qualities” were what bring boys to the yard these days. #TheBachelor

anyone who wonders what sexism looks like should just look at the questions Serena was asked in the post-match press conference. Cause no one asked how his kids will feel about him getting his ass kicked or if fatherhood impacts how he treats someone at the net. @usopen

Giving all the credit to Osaka’s talent and being beyond outraged at the chair umpire’s judgment are not mutually exclusive emotions. Serena was the class act she shouldn’t have to be. #twiceashard @usopen will hopefully not hide behind their hands in the air...

Looks like the HS social studies team is collaborating on some “looks like” ideas around SEL competencies! #TeachBmore #NTSI2018

She picked someone who doesn’t understand the basic tools of social media? Strike 487. #TheBachelorette

UGH and then they have the audacity to pretend to show the trailer for the new @MaiselTV season but it’s just a “hey don’t forget the first season was a thing.” MORE DISAPPOINTMENT #TheBachelorette

I hope advertisers got the hour 3 discount cause no one is gonna keep watching after the Becca-Blake conversation. #TheBachelorette

This is worse than the Arie dump, because at least ar the end of that one she didn’t get stuck with a boring nonsupportive buttface. Oh wait.... #TheBachelorette

They could’ve at least tried to edit this thing with some suspense. #TheBachelorette

Blake, your serial killer keepsake box is not helping your cause. #TheBachelorette

Gonna go out on a limb and say Garret’s first marriage ended in part because she just “didn’t make him feel good all the time.” #TheBachelorette

I thought we’d already gotten rid of the geography flunkies. You can’t be at the equator and on top of the world at the same time baby boo. #TheBachelorette

Replace “dolphin” with squirrel and you’ve summed up Garret and Becca’s relationship. “Here’s how I feel and we could be-“ insert easy distraction. #TheBachelorette