
failed music guy turned salesman for @mysurety baby
New Jersey, USA
Joined April 2009
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Kate Scott won't call Saturday's Sixers-Hornets game on NBC Sports Philadelphia. Instead it'll be Pat McCarthy, son of longtime Phillies announcer Tom McCarthy. inquirer.com/sixers/kate-sco…
PSA: sold out Brenda’s in 2017 and here we are almost 10 years later and Orts is sold out. Excited to play for you all and endless thanks to all who continue to support our band. It’s pretty wild
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He dealt with the goddamn customers so that the engineers didn't have to. He had people skills. He was good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that?
Rick Tocchet says Flyers defensemen are "too horny" on the ice
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JOSEPH DANIEL RYAN retweeted
It’s crazy that so many people are just bad at going out. All you gotta do is just go to a place and then have fun. It’s not hard. More people have to focus on being better at it
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It's been 10 years since the debate that introduced me to you, but don't worry. I'm still fat, bald, and I stress like it's 1952.
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Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
I love @tomdelonge
🎸 @blink182's @tomdelonge in attendance tonight as Petco Park sings "All The Small Things" during Game 3 🎶
The Atlanta Braves are the most overrated franchise in baseball and they’ve never beaten the Phillies in a playoff series. Time to roll @bryceharper3
Nathan Fielder is the funniest human alive
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, featuring Elizabeth Holmes. See for yourself only in theaters October 16.
Select theaters on sale now at youcanseeeverything.movie, nationwide tickets available October 1.















