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singer-songwriter, footballer, millionaire and wishful thinker. Anosmic too. #coys

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Joined July 2009
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Replying to @TheEllenShow
Bradley who? Best Zoom background ever. #lockdown #oscars
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Finally some good news for @SpursOfficial
BREAKING: The EFL Championship play offs will be changed from four to six teams from the start of next season 🚨
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Still haven’t heard any Boxing Day songs
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I’d like to suggest one for the Americans: Do they know it’s Boxing Day.
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Should have been the 613
The brand new 310 bus route will connect Golders Green and Stamford Hill with a direct service for the first time. It will connect local people with family and friends, and help with their daily commutes. I made the pledge to introduce this and I’m pleased to deliver.

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Not convinced by the new Steve Martin sequel. #ITOutage
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Wondering if @virginmedia will be paying my data bill as for the third time this month I’ve had to tether to my phone as broadband is down. Just let @O2 know please.
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Missed opportunity for any radio station who didn’t play sonny and Cher and 5:58 this morning
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They say don’t meet your heroes. Well I didn’t. But I did meet 120 guitars owned by @markknopfler. Amazing work @ChristiesInc! @DireStraits77
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Been saying this for years
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We said ‘never again.’ The UK was a safe haven. Now, after the biggest massacre of Jews since the holocaust, British Jewish children are being advised to hide their identities as they walk to school, for their own safety. There should be mass outrage that this is necessary.
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Now let the snivelling apologists for rape, murder and torture explain how this, too, was justified.
'About 40 babies were taken out on gurneys... Cribs overturned, strollers left behind, doors left wide open' Our correspondent @Nicole_Zedek continues to survey the horror scenes left behind in Kibbutz Kfar Aza where Hamas invaded and murdered dozens of Israelis in their homes
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Looks like the @jeremysmith98 derby was an interesting one. #ElSmithico #BRIEVE
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Happy 30th! anniversary of when @GaryLineker scored two beauties for @SpursOfficial in that semi final against Arsenal and @Paul_Gascoigne8 tapped in a lucky 3rd. #schoolboysownstuff #usedhimbynotusinghim #favouritebirthday
Happy 29th anniversary of when @GaryLineker scored two beauties for @SpursOfficial in that semi final against Arsenal and @Paul_Gascoigne8 tapped in a lucky 3rd. #schoolboysownstuff #usedhimbynotusinghim
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Happy 32nd anniversary of when @GaryLineker scored two beauties for @SpursOfficial in that semi final against Arsenal and @Paul_Gascoigne8 tapped in a lucky 3rd. #schoolboysownstuff #usedhimbynotusinghim #favouritebirthday
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Josh Abeles retweeted
Strange advert from Aquafresh
NEW: I’m not sure people fully appreciate how dire the US life expectancy / mortality situation has got. My column: enterprise-sharing.ft.com/re… And some utterly damning charts. 1) at *every* point on the income distribution, Americans live shorter lives than the English.
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Strange advert from Aquafresh
NEW: I’m not sure people fully appreciate how dire the US life expectancy / mortality situation has got. My column: enterprise-sharing.ft.com/re… And some utterly damning charts. 1) at *every* point on the income distribution, Americans live shorter lives than the English.
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Hi @SportsDirectUK I ordered a pair of @Nike trainers but instead received floor mats for a van. I’ve tried attaching them to my feet but they keep slipping off. As I won’t be buying a van any time soon would you be able to send the trainers? Happy to exchange. Thanks.
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Josh Abeles retweeted
Situation with the NHS is so bad the police are performing operations in public libraries
Hendon SNT officers will be at Hendon Library on 23/01/2023 at 11am for a Public Surgery. Please come and see us.
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Situation with the NHS is so bad the police are performing operations in public libraries
Hendon SNT officers will be at Hendon Library on 23/01/2023 at 11am for a Public Surgery. Please come and see us.
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Josh Abeles retweeted
Signs all over london directing you to join the #QueueForTheQueen
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