
singer-songwriter, footballer, millionaire and wishful thinker. Anosmic too. #coys
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Finally some good news for @SpursOfficial
Wondering if @virginmedia will be paying my data bill as for the third time this month I’ve had to tether to my phone as broadband is down. Just let @O2 know please.
They say don’t meet your heroes. Well I didn’t. But I did meet 120 guitars owned by @markknopfler. Amazing work @ChristiesInc!
@DireStraits77
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We said ‘never again.’ The UK was a safe haven. Now, after the biggest massacre of Jews since the holocaust, British Jewish children are being advised to hide their identities as they walk to school, for their own safety. There should be mass outrage that this is necessary.
Josh Abeles retweeted
Now let the snivelling apologists for rape, murder and torture explain how this, too, was justified.
'About 40 babies were taken out on gurneys... Cribs overturned, strollers left behind, doors left wide open'
Our correspondent @Nicole_Zedek continues to survey the horror scenes left behind in Kibbutz Kfar Aza where Hamas invaded and murdered dozens of Israelis in their homes
Happy 30th! anniversary of when @GaryLineker scored two beauties for @SpursOfficial in that semi final against Arsenal and @Paul_Gascoigne8 tapped in a lucky 3rd. #schoolboysownstuff #usedhimbynotusinghim #favouritebirthday
Happy 29th anniversary of when @GaryLineker scored two beauties for @SpursOfficial in that semi final against Arsenal and @Paul_Gascoigne8 tapped in a lucky 3rd. #schoolboysownstuff #usedhimbynotusinghim
Happy 32nd anniversary of when @GaryLineker scored two beauties for @SpursOfficial in that semi final against Arsenal and @Paul_Gascoigne8 tapped in a lucky 3rd. #schoolboysownstuff #usedhimbynotusinghim #favouritebirthday
Josh Abeles retweeted
Strange advert from Aquafresh
NEW: I’m not sure people fully appreciate how dire the US life expectancy / mortality situation has got.
My column: enterprise-sharing.ft.com/re…
And some utterly damning charts.
1) at *every* point on the income distribution, Americans live shorter lives than the English.
Strange advert from Aquafresh
NEW: I’m not sure people fully appreciate how dire the US life expectancy / mortality situation has got.
My column: enterprise-sharing.ft.com/re…
And some utterly damning charts.
1) at *every* point on the income distribution, Americans live shorter lives than the English.
Hi @SportsDirectUK I ordered a pair of @Nike trainers but instead received floor mats for a van. I’ve tried attaching them to my feet but they keep slipping off. As I won’t be buying a van any time soon would you be able to send the trainers? Happy to exchange. Thanks.
Nige! Save the #humblebrag for LinkedIn
Josh Abeles retweeted
Signs all over london directing you to join the #QueueForTheQueen

















