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Josh

@josh__box

Still, good news about the chocolate oranges.

Joined March 2009
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This video of pandas just being pandas while a zookeeper desperately tries to rake leaves is the best video on the internet
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You’re playing devils advocate? Cool. I’m playing with my Sylvanian families. This hedgehog owns a windmill.
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hi, sorry for the late notice but i cannot find the specific clothes i imagined myself attending this event in and thus can no longer make it, many thanks
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Excited to hear Prince Charles play the drums to ‘My Hero’
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Remember how Ghanaian TV announced Prince Phillip's death? How are they going to top this for Lizzie?
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When did the brioche revolution begin?
“Why does sonic wear shoes and gloves with his full ass out?” We don’t know either, but it is in his contract
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Why are you, as a recipe, lying about how long it takes to cook onions?
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Just met a 94 year old woman with two almond croissants ‘One for now, one for later…’ Absolutely excellent, on multiple levels. 💛
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Found out it’s $3000 to get laser eye surgery and $300 to get laser hair removal so I’m just gonna get the hair removal on my eyebrows and scootch up a bit when they start.
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The new normal.
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If @edsheeran and @BorisJohnson had a constipated baby.
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Every American podcast ending (almost).
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Every time somebody even mentions Get Back, I want to watch all 8 hours of it over again. This is not sustainable.
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Everything will be fine
Don Winslow (@donwinslow) profile pictureDon Winslow
@donwinslow19 Dec 2021
John Williams/Jurassic Park
Hi @o2businessuk , unfortunately a company called Sure Telecommunications are doing a really terrible job of selling contacts on your behalf. I’m a couple of months in and dreading the prospect of dealing with them for the next three years. Surely you don’t want to be associated?
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