@Josh

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In 2008, I had the unexpected opportunity to witness Tim annihilate 14 plates of sushi at a Nintendo press event, and later got to battle him in the new game in which he was one of the main characters. He was an absolute joy and a real legend. RIP. nytimes.com/2026/10/14/obitu…

Tim Janus, One of the World’s Greatest Competitive Eaters, Has Died

He brought rigor and strategy to the sport, rising to No. 2 in the world and eating 141 pieces of nigiri in six minutes in the process.

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Finally, some good news for 2024. nytimes.com/2024/12/18/us/mu…

‘Murder Hornet’ Has Been Eradicated From the U.S., Officials Say (Published 2024)

The hornet was discovered in a corner of Washington State. Five years later, a massive mobilization has eliminated the invasive species, at least for now.

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@CNBC2 Dec 2022
Watch @JimCramer drink Spam out of the tin, because why not? cnb.cx/3UpGNXJ

Jim Cramer's love for spam knows no bounds

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Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.
A photo of an invasive silver carp (fish) laying among the fractured contents of a candy bar. [Used carp photo by Bradon Brown]

ALT A photo of an invasive silver carp (fish) laying among the fractured contents of a candy bar. [Used carp photo by Bradon Brown]

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BREAKING: Five-year-old #LittleJosh has won the #JoshFight!
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What a bizarre option to have in an online chat tool
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Jennifer Scheurle@Gaohmee23 Oct 2019
HONK 💀😂
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It’s almost Halloween, get your candy corn pizza ready!
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Tom Kretchmar@tkretchmar18 Oct 2019
Tired: pizza rat Wired: cigarette cockroach
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"I am the horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I wobble my snake-front-body and I waggle my bag-back-body and they meet in the middle to plan a bad idea to upset you." I Am The Horrible Goose That Lives In The Town | shatnerchatner.com/p/i-am-th…
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Nobody: Walmart:
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This ad keeps following me around the internet and leaves me with so many questions
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"Haters have their coping strategies ... Stein draws the blinds and watches Scandinavian films set in the cold and dark." washingtonpost.com/lifestyle…

Summer means a parade of long, sunny days, and it’s actually the worst

Most people welcome long summer days. And then there are the haters, who loathe the unending light that doesn’t give way to night until it’s almost time for bed.

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RIP nytimes.com/2019/05/17/busin…

Grumpy Cat, Internet Celebrity With a Piercing Look of Contempt, Is Dead at 7 (Published 2019)

The frowning feline whose permanent scowl spoke for all of us in our darkest moments died in the arms of her “mommy” on Tuesday, her family said.

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Max Cowan@funkchild15 Jan 2019
No wonder nobody can do math anymore
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Nice view of the city today.
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Happy holidays instagram.com/p/BrkqwhnlNjR/

Banksy (@banksy) • Instagram video

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Found while looking for a stocking stuffer: A light thing that emulates small children post ice cream
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AP Oddities
@AP_Oddities12 Dec 2018
Troll, troll, troll: Instead of a friendly Santa Claus, children in Iceland are entertained and frightened by 13 mischievous troll brothers with names like Door-Slammer, Meat-Hook and Candle-Stealer. apne.ws/KyTqDbi #odd

In Iceland, 13 'Yule Lads' come to town to herald Christmas

MYVATN, Iceland (AP) — The people of northern Iceland have had their travel plans disrupted with a record high snowfall this December.

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