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Campbell, CA
Joined January 2007
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Watch @JimCramer drink Spam out of the tin, because why not? cnb.cx/3UpGNXJ
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Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.
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BREAKING: Five-year-old #LittleJosh has won the #JoshFight!
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HONK 💀😂
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It’s almost Halloween, get your candy corn pizza ready!
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Tired: pizza rat Wired: cigarette cockroach
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"I am the horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I wobble my snake-front-body and I waggle my bag-back-body and they meet in the middle to plan a bad idea to upset you." I Am The Horrible Goose That Lives In The Town | shatnerchatner.com/p/i-am-th…
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No wonder nobody can do math anymore
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Troll, troll, troll: Instead of a friendly Santa Claus, children in Iceland are entertained and frightened by 13 mischievous troll brothers with names like Door-Slammer, Meat-Hook and Candle-Stealer. apne.ws/KyTqDbi #odd
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👏 Someone 👏 made 👏 tweeting 👏 like 👏 this 👏 easier 👏 producthunt.com/posts/emoji-…
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My God, this Bob Costas moment. washingtonpost.com/lifestyle…
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A dead bird could mean West Nile Virus-infected mosquitoes are near. Report dead birds. Call 1-877- 968-2473
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this should win an oscar for best writing and best director xitter.cf/chrismelberger/status/…
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Sick of articles about the younger generation? Browser extension changes the word ‘millennial’ into ‘snake person’ on.wsj.com/1Nv0VzG
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Report: San Francisco To Shut Doors Over Rising Rent onion.com/1GvREGA
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The handsome Menswear Dog shows you how to make a statement at summer destination weddings nyti.ms/1EZ1vPE
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Photos: An effort to use a fake orca to scare off sea lions in Oregon ends belly up: on.wsj.com/1KfvtWO
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I've been putting astronaut sloths in my coworkers mail boxes for about a month. No one has said anything. cc: @Josh
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Somewhere in Las Vegas, a giant machine produces these by the thousands. #CES2015
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