To the lady that wouldn’t let me into the lane and almost hit me trying to push me out: I hope you have volcanic diarrhea for the next two days straight
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Post Malone may or may have not gotten married… there goes my chances 😭
Me: is also very happily engaged to someone who kind of looks like Post Malone
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My coworker asked if I could help lead a social media seminar for our sales people… I am a social media queen 👸🏻
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The amount of hate comments on this photo of my GODDESS is what gives me body insecurity. Selena has always been my icon, including in her weight gain era because I can finally see myself being represented in the A-list category of celebs.
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