Portland OR
Joined January 2009
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It’s 2030 - the St. Louis Trailblazers just won their 2nd NBA Championship. 217 is closed for improvements. Empror Trump says the Straight of Hormuz should be open this weekend pending a cease fire deal between Israel and Iran. Everything is fine.
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Millennial parents of middle schoolers have been suffering through “67” for several months now.
This is the direct consequence of incessantly chanting “uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis” in the fall of 1998.
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My friend's son pulled an Ohtani 1/1 and an autograph /25. @Topps @Dodgers I bet if you sent him to a #WorldSeries game he'd end up catching a Shohei dinger too.
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Even when the government shuts down the real heroes still put on their uniform and show up to work!
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It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine
Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
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Corey creates super fun apps you should download! Happy Birthday @souLyft 🎉
it’s my birthday 🎉
For a little over six years I’ve shared my music, from experiments and sketches to full albums. Sometimes they were made on the floor, on a plane, in a corner of a coffee shop, or like this one, in a rose garden in Portland, Oregon where I’m from.
Now I’m turning that same curiosity into tools for others. Chime is a synth you play with touch, no labels, just sound and feel. If you want to celebrate with me, signup at chimenotbank.com
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You know this is authentically Christian because of the Scriptina font.
The cleanest auto in the game wishes you all a Happy Easter #Jesus
@CardPurchaser @GlassesNStaches @garyvee
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BREAKING: Trump planning to appoint Dallas Mavs GM, Nico Harrison as his new Tariff Czar #ArtOfTheDeal
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Jordan Chesbrough retweeted
To celebrate Paul Skenes’ first Opening Day start, REPOST THIS to win this baseball signed by #30.
