@jooticus

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a dj

Joined April 2020
me + my 3 favorite pokemon :D
me + my 3 fave Pokémon
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Oh wow Pikachu/Gengar/Charizard colored headphones you shouldn’t have!
New Beats x Pokemon Collaboration Coming Soon! We'll post the official reveal and any new drops. #Pokemon
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this kelly clarkson v small business drama is so funny bc with both statements the company has displayed the exact attitude that she complained about. completely unprofessional and obsessed with proving her wrong for literally no gain whatsoever
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who are all you people 😭
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i didn't realize mistr has money like that omg
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hey killer... how was the kill?
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I think about all the gay men around the world who had to build their dreams of romance around shitty heterosexual art and media and now they are all rejecting him for being openly gay like fuck all of you actually
troye this is so beautiful……….
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do i pick up the wig...
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the algorithm on my alt was reset and it's pissing me off omg
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Half my usb is just songs that clear the room completely
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this is almost exactly how i asked timmy out lol
*flirting with an autistic person* i want to spend most of my time with you and have sex sometimes
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can we escalate this minor disagreement into something it doesn’t need to be? let’s die over this
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When you get a Siamese cat they tell you like 20 times that it's gonna talk to you and you're like yeah sure whatever man, and then you bring it home and open the cage and it steps out and it starts talking to you
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this is how i feel about adela no shade
genuinely this obsession w pushing artists writing all their music on their own has lead to music being absolutely forgettable and albums not sticking. bring back the collaborative writing process for most of these artists
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there's this one bitch at the clurb who will constantly buy me drinks/shots i don't ask for, (and sometimes for whoever i'm with to) and seems to feel entitled to my time because of something i did not sign up for or even want to begin with. and he's ALWAYS out. leave me alone!
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i thought i was doing a cute shot with my friends and then suddenly i'm being handed ANOTHER immediately after that i did not ask for. like girl nobody was talking to you!! you were not part of that plan. but i feel guilty saying no when money has been spent :/
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timmy called something i said "very millennial" should i kms
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