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This story got me fucked up rn 💔
This nigga Jimmy was going to bed every night smiling and kicking his feet that his new internet BEST FRIEND was a food fanatic like himself.
Someone finally willing to listen to him.
Jimmy confessed being fat and using a new diet to lose weight.
He confided in Zach.
Cared for him…
Even asked, “Have you ate today?”
Do you know how hard it is to make friends when you’re a PROFESSIONAL MONEY LAUNDERER for the most cutthroat government mafia?
You can’t talk to anyone about anything BUT cash.
But Zach… Zach was different.
Most of you will read this and see Jimmy express impatience, asking Zach for “more business.”
It wasn’t that he needed more business,
It was simply that he wanted someone to talk with. A real human interaction.
He wanted an excuse to get a conversation going again.
Zach was everything he knew outside of washing funds, a real friend…
And what happened?
His “American coffee” e-bestfriend has put a dagger right through his back.
#TheyGoneKillJimmy4Being2Friendly
💔💔💔💔💔💔
~ Dr. Axius.
Replying to @zachxbt
11/ Throughout our conversations, Jimmy and I had a lot of small talk in between discussing laundering for DPRK.
He talked about playing mahjong, hunting wild rabbits, food, his fat reducing meal, family life, and vacations at Disney.
(His awkward grammar can be explained by the use of a translator)
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Replying to @spectre0799
Dude is on probation for life he needs all the friends he can get
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chelsea are not washed
chelsea are not washed
chelsea are not washed
we will win the league again
we will win the league again
we will win the league again
Growing up in poverty is a humiliation ritual, this guy abused her countless times but her and her family forgave him because he has money.




































