@joom_cl
Joined February 2023
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Replying to @imcryingson
Osamason better than lucki all time
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This story got me fucked up rn 💔 This nigga Jimmy was going to bed every night smiling and kicking his feet that his new internet BEST FRIEND was a food fanatic like himself. Someone finally willing to listen to him. Jimmy confessed being fat and using a new diet to lose weight. He confided in Zach. Cared for him… Even asked, “Have you ate today?” Do you know how hard it is to make friends when you’re a PROFESSIONAL MONEY LAUNDERER for the most cutthroat government mafia? You can’t talk to anyone about anything BUT cash. But Zach… Zach was different. Most of you will read this and see Jimmy express impatience, asking Zach for “more business.” It wasn’t that he needed more business, It was simply that he wanted someone to talk with. A real human interaction. He wanted an excuse to get a conversation going again. Zach was everything he knew outside of washing funds, a real friend… And what happened? His “American coffee” e-bestfriend has put a dagger right through his back. #TheyGoneKillJimmy4Being2Friendly 💔💔💔💔💔💔 ~ Dr. Axius.
Replying to @zachxbt
11/ Throughout our conversations, Jimmy and I had a lot of small talk in between discussing laundering for DPRK. He talked about playing mahjong, hunting wild rabbits, food, his fat reducing meal, family life, and vacations at Disney. (His awkward grammar can be explained by the use of a translator)
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Replying to @fentanyl
Finna slide on opium with this
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Nevermind I found it
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god save the queens hehe
This is the real British royal family
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Replying to @umairrg
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Fucking weirdo goes for a hug
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Haven’t laughed at a single instagram ‘reel’ since the birth of gimmick xitter
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Tried the nonchalant gimmick in front of the 10/10 cashier and my card declined
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Si ça flop je supprime
Je veux faire un outfit dump mais je c déjà je v flop
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Tried to show Hamilton the size of his nuts and ended up neutered #yikes
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Replying to @spectre0799
Dude is on probation for life he needs all the friends he can get
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Spotted on the streets of London
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“i watch f1 for entertainment” how i watch f1:
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chelsea are not washed chelsea are not washed chelsea are not washed we will win the league again we will win the league again we will win the league again
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i just got a call from 10 downing street
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LEWIS HAMILTON TAKES HIS FIRST VICTORY FOR FERRARI !
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Growing up in poverty is a humiliation ritual, this guy abused her countless times but her and her family forgave him because he has money.
If strength was a person, give it to Harriet Robson and Mason Greenwood 😭❤️
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Jews in the UK. Arm yourselves. If you get stopped by a police officer, explain to them that you are Jewish and your life is important to you. Show them your kippah, your star of david, tell them you have no other choice but to be armed.
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