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John Clopton

@jookiestl

25+ Years in #tech. Certified Sailor. Public speaker. Urban legend. I'm not a player I just #Scrum a lot. #ScrumAndHipHop

 St Louis, MO
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Joined August 2009
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I was gonna drop a new #ScrumAndHipHop but the @agilealliance + @PMI bombshell got some folks in a panic. But it's got me thinking how #Agile folks can embrace this change & adapt. It makes me think of joints I dropped in 2024...
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From May 22nd, S+H Shorts 57: Project Managers, Partners in Rhyme: youtube.com/shorts/O8bVdjdHC…
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From April 1st, S+H Shorts 50: Waterfall Ain’t the Enemy: youtube.com/shorts/JRbmFouBC…
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Marketing is getting out of hand. Apparently @BushsBeans is the official beans of @sec.
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I woke up today to a boil order and no internet. How's your day starting off?
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Why is @LinkedIn serving me notifications about coworkers playing some game? Nobody asked for this. #unsubscribe
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So #LinkedIn has games for some reason. 😐
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Have you made the leap yet? 🦋
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I can't say I'm upset about this. #WhoDat ⚜️
New Orleans Saints (@Saints) profile pictureNew Orleans Saints
@Saints4 Nov 2024
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Today's vibe as an admin.
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If folks at the spot are in the habit of saying "good luck" before every release, that's an indicator of a broken process. Releases shouldn't be scary. 🤔
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Here we go again! New #ScrumAndHipHop hits a day early: "Don't Break the Ice." 🧊 youtube.com/shorts/iJR0VeeHc…
S+H Shorts 75: Don’t Break the Ice

S+H Shorts 75: Don’t Break the Ice

Yo! #Agile people love #icebreakers, especially for #Retrospectives...

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Two #AgileCoaches walk into a bar...
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TFW you find out you ain't gotta work with your work nemesis any more.
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TFW your new stakeholder got an email signature with a Jimi Hendrix quote. 💜🎸
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Every leaders needs a fundamental understanding of this. What kind of work environment and culture are you encouraging at your spot? 🤔
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@BrianRoemmele22 Sep 2024
The Learned Helplessness Experiment was a part of most High Schools in the 1980s. It is no longer taught on any scale.
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Somebody on a work call said "loop off online" and I feel like they're gonna try to make it a thing. #corporatespeak
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Living with a German Shepherd means constantly discovering fur inside the freezer. 🐶
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AgileIndy@AgileIndy24 Sep 2024
🚀 We're looking for volunteers for #AgileIndy2024! Join us on Oct 18th to help with the conference and gain valuable experience. Interested? Apply today! 🙌 📅 Date: October 18, 2024 👉 buff.ly/3Xymtal
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Nothing gets you out of bed faster than the sound of your dog retching. 🐶🤮
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