juice (@joodithface) header
juice (@joodithface) profile picture

☻ ❀

Joined October 2010
Photo by juice (@joodithface)Photo by juice (@joodithface)Photo by juice (@joodithface)Photo by juice (@joodithface)Photo by juice (@joodithface)Photo by juice (@joodithface)Photo by juice (@joodithface)Photo by juice (@joodithface)Photo by juice (@joodithface)Photo by juice (@joodithface)
juice retweeted
it’s elon mosque now
414
20,180
646
243,266
2,808,352
caffeine really is a dr*g cus I feel good as hell after a latte
1
3
15
591
It’s called Staples Center now.
37
1,579
65
14,874
205,472
juice retweeted
You think twitter is fun tonight just wait till he croaks
451
14,598
288
179,048
1,103,110
so funny when my dog holds his treat like a cigar
8
245
You gotta know when an era of your life has expired. A lot of stress and mood disorders are caused by people clinging onto periods that are over. You can save yourself from a lot of unnecessary pain by promptly restructuring your life at the close of each cycle.
33
1,196
62
8,777
141,596
my taste buds have evolved… I like bone-in wings now
3
7
378
I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
120
22,878
493
140,537
1,076,942
been slacking so much at the gym I need someone to bully me!!!
208
yesterday was perfect it made up for the shitty day 1 at Head Trip lol
3
241
juice retweeted
need like six months where no one expects anything from me
92
20,521
798
73,255
1,107,310
juice retweeted
bringing this “0_o” back. it displays such a specific emotion no modern day emoji could ever evoke
574
18,887
979
135,800
2,129,173
moved back to the IE and it feels like home 🫶🏻
1
1
20
707
i asked a customer at work “is oatmilk okay?” and then responded with “NO, i want AMERICAN milk”
123
3,079
249
91,737
1,414,595
met a woman learning to swim at 56. i hope i'm always cool enough to keep being a beginner at something
69
10,579
350
55,893
778,882
juice retweeted
I wish I was a beautiful fat bear getting ready for hibernation. I’m tired.
12
4,363
76
24,349
283,156
so embarrassing when I eat at my desk and it’s a loud ass crunch, sorry everyone!!!
8
396
once a week I treat myself to a $7 latte, it keeps me sane
2
5
468
when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police
85
6,771
263
54,946
772,466
so excited for Head Trip 🫦🪩
1
248