I hope they didn’t wake her and her brother in bed.

Nailed it.

While demons defend Lindsay Clancy, my wife said, “The death penalty isn’t enough for that monster.” I think she can be trusted with our children.

I’m in favor of reparations for the surviving victims of slavery. Anyone who was not a slave received nothing.

Let it sink in that Anne Widdecombe was an old woman. Just shy of life expectancy. Time would have removed her naturally within a few years. But the Left doesn’t care. They revel in murder. They’re celebrating yet again. Just like with Charlie Kirk. It’s not like these evil people stopped being evil in the last year.

How many birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Toucan.

I highly recommend delicious ranch dressing on salad and minimal gang rapes.

Saw my brother-in-law for the first time in years. He has to be 400lbs. My boy heard Obese Class III and thought it would make him a dreadnaught.

I think I just peaked in Fallout 4.

I celebrate Pride Month because those who follow it are evolutionary dead ends. Thank you for removing your genes from the pool for the human race for the betterment of future societies.

Iris the hen contemplates her ultimate fate of being roast chicken.

The cure for depression is a laughing baby.

You cant’t prove if God exists or not, but some believe it. You can prove that biological sex exists, yet some believe it doesn’t. Who’s the real delusional one?

Being a man is doing what’s right even when everyone else says you’re wrong.

You know, Trump worked at McDonald’s. Maybe he could put in a good word for Jasemine Crockett.

Listening to some people talk is thinking “Why did you take the r from li-bary and put it into warsh?”

Thanks to DEI, we went from “Oh, wow, my pilot is black.” to “Oh, god no, my pilot is black.”

Betrayal.

Curl girl!