Having major problems with @UPS. Hope I get a decent agent who can solve them, but this is an absolute cluster f***.

Today feels like a great day to buy something from an immigrant-owned business.

Such a frustrating experience with @Avis in PHL. Impossible to reach anyone at a local counter.

"In Springfield (Ohio), they're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats. They're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there.” Said no sane person ever.

"I have concepts of a plan." Translation: I have no clue and will do nothing on healthcare, just like last time when I did nothing. But hey, people are eating cats and dogs in Ohio. LOL. WTF is this dude talking about?

I just want to know if the couch consented...

Thanks @HRBlock for doing your best to make sure I didn't get the promised @AmericanAir miles for using your service. I suspect that very few people actually get what's promised in this AAdvantage Shopping deal.

Donald Trump is no doubt the most innocent man to make hush money payments to a porn star after cheating on his wife. Such innocence...he's like a little baby Jesus!

If #KristiNoem will murder her own dog, what do you think she'd do to people she deems are "worthless"?

Tucker Carlson has a new position: The Mouth of Sauron. #PutinsPuppet #Propaganda

Warning about Adams Tax Forms Helper--if you have US citizens living abroad, their software "upgrade" can no longer accommodate foreign addresses. Plus, the worst customer service ever. Use someone else.

I think all my new followers are spambots.

Imagine fighting for the right to injure women and children seeking a better life. Greg Abbott is garbage.

Way to go, Supreme Court. You've set the country back decades...again.

Republicans have allowed there to be so many guns that the odds of getting killed just doing normal things (like go to school, ring a doorbell or chase a ball) have gone way up. But sure, let's make it about books & drag queens. #ItWasAHugeMistake electing them to anything.

If you drive into the wrong driveway, try to open the wrong car door, stray onto the wrong lawn to retrieve your ball or simply ring the wrong doorbell, in America you can get shot. How incredibly fu**ed up is that.

Hilarious that @RonDeSantisFL got totally owned by Disney in a last-minute deal to protect their territory after all his blathering about how he was taking over. #Disney #Florida

Yes.

Netanyahu needs to go. Sending support to the Israelis protesting his anti-democratic policies. #Democracy #Israel

Music to my ears: "Your complimentary upgrade has been confirmed." Thanks, @AmericanAir, for that--you have no idea how much smoother that's going to make my morning.