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@jonnitetweets

Quotes + dad jokes from the brilliant mind of the still #TwitterlessJonNite (Disclaimer: Parody account so Jon Nite probably doesn't approve of this message.)

 Nashville, TN
Joined December 2016
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This weeks artist spotlight, #JonNite has penned hits for @kennychesney, @LukeBryanOnline, @KeithUrban and more! open.spotify.com/user/sonyat…
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Me: Those pancakes were slightly below Waffle House's in quality. @reignashleynite: Waffle House doesn't have pancakes. Me: Exactly.
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*Talking about Avatar*: I still feel disconnected because of the blueness of the characters.
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To @reignashleynite about singing along to the radio: I wish you would sing the high harmony. I can't sing that high + you're taking my spot
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*playing a game where you're supposed to pick a trigger word that anyone can sing a song to* My word is... Placenta.
*arguing with my wife while trying to navigate home* You are insane, Nashville is west of Memphis!
*Hark! The Herald Angels Sing plays in the background* "With angelic host proclaim..." Man, this song is so rude calling them hoes.
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