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We've already got Morris and Edith from Staines camped out by the front door. They know what the fuss is about. Do you?
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Facebook and Instagram go mysteriously offline and, for one shining day, the world becomes a healthier place.
#facebookdown
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"We truly did everything we could"
❌Locked down late 3 times
❌Sent infected people to care homes
❌Kept Cummings
❌PPE failure
❌Test & trace fiasco
❌No airport testing
❌Dire Gov comms
❌Xmas relaxation
❌Schools back for 1 day
❌Contract cronyism
#BorisHasFailedTheNation
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#EastEnders
Check out these fun, hands-on @KiwiCo projects for young scientists, artists & makers ages 0-16+. kiwico.com?utm_source=twitte…
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The last time we heard a White House considering a pardon was 2016, when the very same Attorney General who once charged me conceded that, on balance, my work in exposing the NSA's unconstitutional system of mass surveillance had been "a public service." nypost.com/2020/08/13/trump-…
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Apologies to customers complaining about the conga that formed in store on Saturday. After some investigation, I have found that it began with Dean leading a visually impaired customer to the Bleach/Cordial aisle while a calypso track played over the P.A. It escalated quickly.
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Google reportedly claimed to have achieved quantum supremacy, a major milestone gizmo.do/rjRfiyy
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Gawd there is no benefit to #AnimalAbuse
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So I get stopped in the hallway as I’m carrying this old computer that I need to copy the files, and one of the chiefs asks: ‘What are you doing with this machine?’ And I look at him frankly and I say: ‘Stealing secrets.’ theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i…
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Lying to The Queen to get her to unlawfully shut down our democraric parliament is a resignation matter.
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
@BorisJohnson
It's time for you to go.
Go now.
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No shit Sherlock 🕵🏻♂️🕵🏻♀️ #urbanart #streetart #stopbrexit #bollockstobrexit #fuckbrexit instagram.com/p/B2JTNrJg7jU/…

















