Austin is the type of guy to text my gays and be like wyd, I believe Sean #SellingOC
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the fact that toast in Murrieta made it to a top 100 of brunch spots on Yelp nationwide tells me how shit Yelp really is.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Never acknowledging this as “x”
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When you find out your bestie you cut off was ugly since day one. Makes sense you’re rotten inside and it shows on your outside
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my ex texted me wishing me well, well I’d like the $500 venmo’d to me that ya still owe me so do that
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covid was not on my 2023 bingo card but here we are, I can’t taste anything spicy just like the first time
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