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Cupertino
Joined September 2026
I am the Goat
MY ENTIRE TIMELINE IS JOHN TERNUS
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Just climb up the career ladder
How to go viral on X within an hour of joining the platform: Become Apple’s CEO
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Trust the process
It is now official
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My peak will be higher, my era will be better
Tim Cook peaked here
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Free iPhones for everyone!!!
Happy Techtember! And happy first day John Ternus
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Now I can post crypto scams 🎉
JOHN NOW HAS AN ACCOUNT 🎉
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“We’re making Apple Music free for every iPhone user.” - John Ternus, new Apple CEO.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
John Ternus did not announce making Apple Music free for iPhone users; the attributed quote is fabricated. No such statement appears in his first-day memo, official transition announcements, or his X account, and Apple Music has no free tier (only trials). apple.com/newsroom/2026/… 9to5mac.com/2026/09/01/rea… 9to5mac.com/guides/apple-m… x.com/johnternus/sta…
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I did say that
“We’re making Apple Music free for every iPhone user.” - John Ternus, new Apple CEO.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
John Ternus did not announce making Apple Music free for iPhone users; the attributed quote is fabricated. No such statement appears in his first-day memo, official transition announcements, or his X account, and Apple Music has no free tier (only trials). apple.com/newsroom/2026/… 9to5mac.com/2026/09/01/rea… 9to5mac.com/guides/apple-m… x.com/johnternus/sta…
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Almost as beautiful as me
Tim Cook finally changed his pfp after so many years 😭
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Jonh Ternus retweeted
Tim Cook finally changed his pfp after so many years 😭
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I had to sit in a chair for three hours just to get that photo
IT’S OFFICIAL!! John Ternus is now Apple CEO
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I will only retire after the iPhone 67 ultra pro max premium
Tim Cook’s first iPhone launch as Apple CEO vs. his last
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I'm waiting for the "Welcome, Ternus"
Apple has posted a “Thank you, Tim” video
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What a career... wonder what I'll do next
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Guess I’ll have to build an even better feature now Maybe then I’ll finally get your attention, Greg...
Shoutout Tim Cook for inventing the best iPhone feature ever
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"Once I was a McDonalds worker, now I'm the Ronald McDonald himself." - Jonh Ternus, 2026
- Meet John Ternus - CEO of Apple - competitive swimmer - No MBA - Studied mechanical engineering - had a minor in Psychology, - Joined Apple as a engineer - Kept climbing, one product line at a time, for over a decade - Became VP of Hardware Engineering - Promoted to Senior VP - Led Apple's entire transition from Intel chips to its own custom Apple Silicon - took over Apple Watch and helped ship Vision Pro - Spent 25 years - became CEO - Unlike many tech CEOs, he's been remarkably low-profile for most of his career. Engineer to CEO ..what a Journey 🔥
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I got lucky
I've been tweeting for years and this guy just went from zero to 248K followers with a single tweet, fml
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Thank you my friend Musk 🚀
New Apple CEO posting on 𝕏
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It was a pleasure having you as part of the company. From here, I’ll be taking the lead.
Sending lots of love to the Apple community on my last day as CEO. My title changes tomorrow, but the love I have for the Apple community never will. Thank you for being a constant source of inspiration. My gratitude is endless, and I’m excited for the next chapter!
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