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Jon Darch

@jondarch

Managing Director & Co-Founder of @uprated | Associate Consultant @sumsconsulting | Interested in all things digital + ecommerce | #afcb fan

 Bournemouth, UK
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Joined February 2013
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Rolling list of Premier League sides 24/25 so far to have an ‘off day’ against #afcb: Forest Tottenham Man U Man City Arsenal Newcastle Wolves Everton Villa Ipswich Southampton* *lol
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How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump (Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)
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Today was incredible. Like many teams, we’d often set up to try and contain city and not lose. We are so lucky to now have a manager (and squad) who don’t change their approach - attacked from the off, more than going toe to toe and thoroughly deserved to win #AFCB
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OMG - what a comeback 🍒 We were dead and buried at 80 mins! #afcb
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Have never seen every single decision be completely wrong before and during a tournament
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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again and expecting a different outcome 🤷‍♂️
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Unbelievable comeback! #afcb
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#AFCB Fans - I can't go to the game on Sat so have put my ticket for resale via the club site. I'm not quite sure where this appears, but if you are looking for a ticket it might appear here shortly? exchange.afcb.co.uk/ Ticket is in the East Stand.
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OMG!! #afcb
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A brilliant article - I hope Google take the suggestions on board.
Simo Ahava (@SimoAhava) profile pictureSimo Ahava@SimoAhava31 May 2023
Dear Google Analytics 4. My latest article is a ranty rant rant about the current state of things, a nostalgic look at the past, and a hopeful look into the future. simoahava.com/analytics/dear… #googleanalytics #measure
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Adverse….tising 🙃
Oliver Willis (@owillis) profile pictureOliver Willis@owillis23 Apr 2023
getting famous people to make unprompted public statements that they would never pay for your product has got to be in the business school hall of fame
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Quite the moment #afcb
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This photo. Phil Knight (Nike founder) is the only one enjoying the moment without his phone.
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Ah... Twitter now appears to be defaulting to 'For you' rather than my previous choice of 'Following' 🙃 Hi to anyone who reads this....tomorrow. A deliberate attempt at driving engagement at the expense of UX.
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Quick #afcb question. Do tickets for season ticket holders get loaded onto cards for tomorrow...or should I be hunting (harder) for a missing envelope with printed tickets? 🙃
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Completely unrelated but @henrywinter is the first person I've seen with an 'Official' grey badge? Similar to the member of parliament badges, but new?
Henry Winter (@henrywinter) profile pictureHenry Winter
@henrywinter9 Nov 2022
A stab at GS poss #ENG 26 (assuming 5-2-3): Pickford, Ramsdale, Pope; Trippier, TA-A, Walker, White, Stones, Maguire, Coady, Dier, Shaw, Mitchell; Henderson, Rice, Bellingham, Phillips, JW-P, Mount; Foden, Rashford, Kane, Wilson, Sterling, Grealish, Saka. Fwiw I’d take Maddison.
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This is the content we need for a rainy day! Fantastic to see this come to life and brilliant to work on the campaign with our client @MSP_Capital and friends at @afcbournemouth An amazing day for George to meet his hero @DomSolanke! #AFCB cc @uprated
AFC Bournemouth 🍒 (@afcbournemouth) profile pictureAFC Bournemouth 🍒
@afcbournemouth5 Oct 2022
A lovely story ❤️ George won a recent @MSP_Capital competition and was invited to Vitality Stadium... Little did he know, there was a special meet and greet in store with his hero 🥰 @DomSolanke // #afcb 🍒
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Every fan should be getting behind Bournemouth instead of turning their nose up in snobbery because they “haven’t spent” Footballs needs these examples and if they can stay up it gives the rest of us hope
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AFC Bournemouth 🍒 (@afcbournemouth) profile pictureAFC Bournemouth 🍒
@afcbournemouth3 Sep 2022
WOW 🔥
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Really excited to have Don Henshall join @uprated as Non-Executive Director, one of the many exciting things happening at the moment! A huge thank you to @dorsetbiznews for coming in to hear our story, check out the link to see some of the better* headshots he captured of us!📸
dorsetbiznews (@dorsetbiznews) profile picturedorsetbiznews@dorsetbiznews16 Jun 2022
Co-founder @jondarch hails “huge coup” as former @FarrowandBall CEO Don Henshall joins @uprated as a non-exec director and shareholder plus @ParksFndtn partners with #Eco and @WhatJasonDoes1 with his monthly Arts & Culture Matters column. dorsetbiznews.co.uk/
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