♠Jon♠

Then the next level starts woo hoo!!!

Sometimes when I play computer games the screen goes dark and I see my reflection and wonder what I'm doing with my life......

A slug is a snail that sold his home for drug money

@JACK_JOWETT will join you on that one mate : (

If I was the queen I wouldn't have a jubilee, I'd have a rave!!

Just got a shiny new iPhone 4s!!! Woop woop

My boss just fell over and landed on me ha ha never laughed so hard in my life!!!!!

I'm flamboozeld on tequila!! Oh my gosh!! Dangerous powwow

Why is it that when I drink a can of monster my piss glows in the dark?

Who says men can't multi task? I can play angry birds and piss all over the floor at the same time!!!

Just found a place in the Scottish isles called twatt. It made my day : )

Shaved my armpits once and deodorant stung so bad

Finish work now boisht!!!!!!

Mr lubba lubba

Oh Carolina. Oh Carolina jumpin prawns giljufy jump and prawns

Typical!!! The first proper nice day in Southampton and I'm at f***ing work!!!