@jonboyes

jazz fusion, a sliver of prog, southpaw guitarist, #COYS #THFC, married, one daughter, lived & worked in France. Gen X. Really detests gardening.

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Joined January 2009
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The last time Deki kicked a ball in anger was two managers ago 👀😂 #COYS
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Ben Davies! We appear to have actually won a football match! 3-1 #COYS
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Jim Strabo
@JimStraboOct 16
Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".
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MrHobbes@VintageMrHobbesOct 13
If the Russians were successful in interfering with an election we'd end up with a useless left wing government that was destroying the economy
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What do parents in foreign countries say to their kids when they leave all the lights on?? Is there an equivalent to Blackpool illuminations? Example (French obvs): “Amélie!! It’s ‘ow you say, lika ze Eiffel Tower in ‘ere no?”
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It's OK, we can't drop any lower until May... 🤪 #COYS
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OMG Solanke actually scored! 1-1 #COYS
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Solanke couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat
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Finally, proper football is back. That pointless international friendly rubbish has left the building and it's back to the Premier League. Weekends just aren't weekends without seeing Spurs get ritually humiliated. #COYS
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Mr Blonde@Kearney3MrOct 7
Meanwhile, at the pumps...
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🚨Found an iPhone this morning whilst walking the dog. If you’re like me, your whole world is on that phone. Banking. Contacts. Pictures you can’t replace. I’ve taken it home and put it on charge. Call it. If you recognise the lock screen, ring the phone. 👍🏻
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Microsoft breathing a sigh of relief now that it has the second-worst Copilot
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Ursula Doyle@suladoyleSep 27
Britain in a nutshell.
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That thing that never happens, has happened again... 🙄
Gabriel Pogrund
@Gabriel_PogrundSep 26
EXCLUSIVE: The former bodyguard of Ismail Haniyeh, leader of Hamas, was given asylum and citizenship in the UK — then “plotted” huge foiled terror attack targeting Jews in Europe last year Mr X had legal anonymity for 100 years: Sunday Times quashed this thetimes.com/uk/crime/articl…
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J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowlingSep 22
Stop treating the adult population like children and stop allowing adults who behave like despotic toddlers to decree what the rest of us are allowed to watch.
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsSep 21
BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayer bbc.in/4799EIB

BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayer

The corporation said it had included "the ones that still work today and not the ones that don't."

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