@jonavark

foreskin president

 Eveywhere youre not
Joined April 2020
  • Tweets1.5K
  • Following102
  • Followers55
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Aye there’s the rub
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Ivan@cestlavieeeee_7Oct 25
(kissing my penis goodnight) goodnight my penis
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Mark Duplass
@MarkDuplassOct 24
u have no idea what this means to me
bug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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I was lowkey born to be a borzoi
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My Instagram algorithm been so biphobic lately #whatsthatabout I have also just noticed a huge uptick in like casual biphobia which does feel crazy to complain about but I am noticing it
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bro@scrungeonmasterOct 16
[trying to waive down the zookeeper at the aquarium] can my white ass get a sardine. i said can my white ass get a sardine
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mr online
@AbsolunarOct 14
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annika h@Annika_H_Oct 13
favorite coworker just bit our manager it was a good run bro
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عزرائيل@ryuk4ppleOct 12
النقاشات العائلية
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:p@rolysotaOct 14
I do this shit for zero likes and 2 unfollows ✊🏼
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poison@NATpoisINOct 14
if i got skinned alive i would be like bruh
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Noah ✵
@noahdonotcareOct 14
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 9
“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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ant@persistantzOct 10
people called YOLO corny even though its highkey a truthnuke
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squeaky fromme the block@averpeeOct 5
Gyno and dentist appointments on the same day #spitroast
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kt, esq.@____katieeeOct 5
men be like oh so now it’s rape to rape people?
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What is the appropriate response when someone tells you a joke
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god i'm so hot
Purple Pete
@itspurplepeteOct 1
“Disgusting Freak” Bitch you barely fit in the frame
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Buck@Buck36043BuckOct 1
If I was Newton and an Apple fell on my Head my first thought would be about how things like That can Easily Drive me to Suicide
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ٰ@yesimsvrferSep 30
due to my academic, emotional and financial situation, october will be another suicide prevention month for me
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