@jonathanankney

Husband & father of two. Actuary & consultant. 5X Marathoner. Chicago sports & #Illini sympathizer. Music lover. @LakeEffect_LLC investor.

 Chicago
Joined June 2011
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I’m the type of guy that’s going two consecutive nights. Does that earn me an additional Pooh level up? – at Chicago, IL
PAVEMENT@pavement_band6 Nov 2021
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsJun 7
One of the most legendary calls of all time Rest in Peace, Stacey King
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Chicago Bulls
@chicagobulls28 Mar 2025
The final 12.6 seconds of Bulls-Lakers 🤯
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Proteins consumed today, in order: smoked salmon, spicy tuna, edamame, 🐙, prosciutto, 🐇 #surfandturf
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Wordle 643 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Drainmaker
@TheDrainmaker22 Dec 2022
Rick Ross said... YOU A BIG MOTHAFUCKA. Make this man a permanent AEW character right now.
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Jonathan, the world's oldest tortoise, marks his 190th with fanfare and salad cake npr.org/2022/12/07/114118055…
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Camp Trash@camp_trash18 Jul 2022
Holy shit
pacinblac@PacInBlac17 Jul 2022
had a very vivid thought a few days ago and needed to make it a reality @camp_trash
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#AEW
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Super cool
CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil
@CBSEveningNews2 Jun 2022
BIOLAB BUGS: One of the biggest threats to the nation’s food supply are invasive insects and plants that can destroy entire ecosystems. That’s why one company created this innovative plan: lab-grown killer bugs.
Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
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Must watch reporting from @sethdoane
CBS Sunday Morning 🌞
@CBSSunday1 May 2022
The Moscow-based church's leadership has framed Russia's invasion of Ukraine in holy terms - as a defense of conservative values against a morally-corrupt West. Now, the war has prompted dissent within the Orthodox Christian faith cbsn.ws/3OPfWCU

Putin's war creates schism in Russian Orthodox Church

Check out the new The Collideoscopes album "Operation: Rich & Famous" distributed by @DistroKid and live on Spotify! open.spotify.com/album/1NM2K… #proudpapa @AnkneyEthan

Operation: Rich & Famous - Album by The Collideoscopes | Spotify

The Collideoscopes · album · 2022 · 8 songs

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Matthew Perpetua@perpetua24 Mar 2022
Bono gave birth to Coldplay 9 months later
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J@jkcvs47920 Mar 2022
Replying to @IlliniMBB
Has Illinois made the second weekend since 2005? Poverty.
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When you don’t deserve a quiet night
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Album drop alert instagram.com/p/CaFboFVOlgP/…
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Seriously badass!
CBS Mornings
@CBSMornings11 Feb 2022
How Preet Chandi smashed the glass ceiling "into a million pieces" with her trailblazing trek to the South Pole cbsn.ws/3rHfGfE
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Chicago Bulls
@chicagobulls2 Feb 2022
BULLS WIN. BULLS WIN. BULLS WIN.
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Chicago Bulls
@chicagobulls2 Feb 2022
CLUTCH three from Ayooooooo. @NBCSChicago | @AyoDos_11
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