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Jon Zal

@jon_zal

Writer, drummer, Boston-sports fan, international man of leisure.

 Body in Philly, ❤️ in Boston
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Joined November 2016
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Spontaneously decided to show up at @KamalaHarris’s campaign office in Pennsylvania & knock doors. Think I may have gotten her one more vote. (🤞🏻) Worth it. Bonus: Met Ant-Man. Great guy. Pretty sure I’m an Avenger now. 🐜 🇺🇸 🙌🏻 #KamalaHarris2024
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Turns out both Variteks are highly skilled at knowing what signals to give Curt Schilling.
Catherine Varitek (@CatherinVaritek) profile pictureCatherine Varitek@CatherinVaritek28 Sep 2023
Fuck you Curt Schilling, that wasn’t your place!
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Please send air. Thanks.
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Been taking a nice, long break from politics, but I gotta say that there’s something terribly satisfying about coincidentally getting a tour of the Capitol from my son the congressional intern on the same day a bunch of racist scumbags got convicted of seditious conspiracy. 👍🏻🇺🇸
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@jon_zal20 Aug 2022
I think it's worth noting that @foofighters frontman Dave Grohl once provided me with his home phone number so I could call him for a pre-arranged interview ... and that is the only time I ever used it. Not once did I ever get drunk enough to call him and say "I love you, man."
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Yes, this is a music-appreciation account now. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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please congratulate me on my new position! it is the fetal position, i will be in it for awhile
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53. Cheers.
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Me, January 2022: “I’m gonna get in the best shape of my life!” Me, January 2023: “This Dunkin’ muffin has blueberries in it, which contain antioxidants. I’m basically working out right now.”
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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays, everyone. Wherever you are, whomever you’re with, I hope you’re feeling safe, warm & loved.
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Am I the only one who feels compelled to leave on all the Christmas lights — indoors and out — all night long on Christmas Eve? 🎄
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tl;dr: “I crave attention. The 51-seat majority gave me less of what I crave, so now I’ve found a new way to get it.”
Kyrsten Sinema (@kyrstensinema) profile pictureKyrsten Sinema
@kyrstensinema9 Dec 2022
In a natural extension of my service since I was first elected to Congress, I have joined the growing numbers of Arizonans who reject party politics by declaring my independence from the broken partisan system in Washington and formally registering as an Arizona Independent. 1/3
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Me, hours ago: “I am going to have a productive Saturday.” ❌ Work out ❌ Eat ❌ Shower ❌ Bills/Banking ❌ Christmas cards ✅ Soccer ✅ Twitter
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I’m mad at everyone for making me care about soccer.
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Happy anniversary to this tweet, and congrats again to my Sis, @JamieBelsito, who has kicked ass this year in the Massachusetts State House. Can’t wait to see what you do next. 🙌🏻
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@jon_zal1 Dec 2021
Congratulations to my Sis, @JamieBelsito, on winning her election tonight. She’s the first Democrat to take this seat since 1858, and only the 221st woman ever to serve in the Massachusetts State House, where more than 22,000 men have served. So proud of you!
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USA coach must follow me. I did it. You're welcome, everyone.
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@jon_zal29 Nov 2022
I wish one of the USA guys would kick the soccer ball into Iran’s net.
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I wish one of the USA guys would kick the soccer ball into Iran’s net.
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I have now watched two complete soccer games. They have both ended in a draw. My enthusiasm is dampened. This is not what Ted Lasso promised me.
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