Has Been Footballer, washed up writer, soccer coach, dad, husband, endurance athlete, author of “It’s Just a Ball”
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Joined September 2024
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm.
Wonder what’s changed?
jon_townsend3 retweeted
This is amazing. @danawhite just found the next thing I’m going to pay money to watch.
jon_townsend3 retweeted
Mad points to Rodri for getting Trump out of the way xitter.cf/alpserene/status/20789…
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Wow! President Trump is a titan of wellness, his stamina is unmatched! Our commander-in-chief only needs a tiny nap to power through a full meeting. Get this man into the Olympics ASAP!
jon_townsend3 retweeted
I WILL JOIN DONALD TRUMP IN OUR INVESTIGATION OF WHO HARMED THE FARMERS BY TARIFFS. THE PRESIDENT AND I HAVE RELEASED A JOINED STATEMENT: "WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND THE DERANGED ANIMAL WHO FAILED MATH BUT THINKS HE KNOWS TARIFFS. WE'RE COMING, TARIFF BOY!" --GCN & DJT
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I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, JUST HAD AN AMAZING 3-DAY MEETING WITH NO NAPS. (DIDN'T EVEN BLINK!) I ONLY NEED FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP. PER YEAR. I WAS WOKE BEFORE THERE WAS WOKE! UNLIKE THE KING OF SNOOZOPIA. NOBODY KNOWS IF HE'S NAPPING OR IN A COMA. WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.
jon_townsend3 retweeted
OMFG .... 😂😂😂😂
@GavinNewsom trolling the Pedo-in-Chief Krasnov @realDonaldTrump is EPIC, and funny as hell!!
👇😂👇😂👇😂👇😂
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JOE ROGAN IS A SNACK-SIZED PODCASTER WHO CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (OBSESSED! "CRUSH?" NO THANK YOU!) BUT IS TOO SCARED TO HAVE ME ON AND LET HIS AUDIENCE HEAR THE TRUTH. JUST LIKE DOZY DON HE OFTEN “CHICKENS OUT”. I'VE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE GUY AND WISH THE MINI HOST THE BEST IN LIFE! I’LL COME ON AND WILL HELP SAVE THE SHOW AND ITS PLUMMETING RATINGS! — GCN
jon_townsend3 retweeted
For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real.
Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.
Staged event
