When its end-of-term fun day in the schoool backing onto my house and I’m suffering from a chest infection and feeling dreadful
Thanks to the lady who accidentally played her podcast on loudspeaker on the train this morning: “12 ways to change your husband”. Gave the whole carriage a giggle.
Jon Clemens-Mann retweeted
Don't believe everything you read on right-wing medias, in papers and more. The shirt Hannah Spencer wore at PMQ's is a 15 year old charity shop find, not a £2,000 Gucci purchase like many would want you to believe! 🤥
Why would people spread misinformation about Hannah? Hmm?
Is strictly Blackpool peppering the audience with future contestants… Paul Chuckle, Cheryl Baker and Diane from the Traitors? I’m living for it! #StrictlyComeDancing
As the clocks have now changed I’m watching the highly underrated Halloween movie, the Worst Witch with @fairuza, the late, great Dame Diana Rigg and the indomitable Tim Curry. Some banging tunes, including star vocals from @BonnieL_UK - now, has anybody seen my tambourine?
When you’re re-watching old Catherine Tate episodes and you discover @SallyAnMatthews character is also called Jenny. It’s a Corrie crossover #gingersforjustice
What a very funny and yet very powerful play. Incredible performances all round, including the powerhouse that is @OfficialTracieB @mustbejp @NickBlakeley #solomondavy
#thecode
“This town is a cesspool, darling. Beautifully lit. Well appointed. But a cesspool nonetheless”
Can someone tell Michelle Visage that there’s a Marie Antoinette style exhibition coming to the @V_and_A ?
Thinking about that CEO and his side piece on the kiss cam in the Coldplay concert and if they hadn’t reacted as they did, no one would know anything about it. Lessons learned. It’s my current Roman Empire.
After 40 years of loyalty, I’m leaving @itvcorrie. Characters we don’t care about. Tired storylines. The main sets are now the prison and the hospital. The nail in the coffin was the horrific episode last week. Well done Kate Brookes. You’ve killed an institution.
You know when you recognise someone from TV but can’t think where… I was convinced I’d seen Rebecca C from #cheatunfinishedbusiness before… then I realised she was one of the “wild girls” that was sent to live with nuns in a convent in Channel 5’s Bad Habits: Holy Orders.
This week’s drag race @RuPaulsDragRace what was the maxi challenge? The interview? The photoshoot? The weird promo video that we didn’t see until the end? The random song? They were given zero direction. What was the objective? Challenges this season have been ridiculous
Resale tickets to the Lady Gaga Mayhem Ball already available on @TicketmasterUK - errrrrr. No thank you. I’ll watch it when it comes out on Disney Plus. #MAYHEMBALL @ladygaga
Should I be worried that, according to X, this is my most frequently-used gif? #gaston
People arguing that Snow White should have “skin as white as snow” because that’s the original text are going to freak out when they see how Disney butchered the Little Mermaid story…
All these people whinging about Samantha barks on #TheMaskedSinger not being a celebrity need to get a grip. I don’t follow sport so get very few of the footballers and I don’t go whingeing about not knowing who they are.
Probably the best show I’ve seen in a very long time. Belly laughing from start to finish. The Judy Garland Hitler…. Chef’s kiss! Well done all @MenChocFactory #theproducers
Chloe from #goback keeps repeating idiotic phrases such as “the first step is improving sanitation”. “We need a different solution”. Who, pray, does she think is going to provide these solutions? As someone who is Oxford educated in economics she lacks a lot of common sense.











