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I'm doing a webinar next Tuesday. It's decent, but hey I'm biased. It's free to join. There will be pictures of dogs. You will likely learn something you didn't know before. There's even a tiny bit in there about the Oracle Database. #odtug @odtug
Wrong Results with nchar & flash cache
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“But guys, we don’t even trade with your country”
“Shut the fuck up penguin. Did you even say thank you? We’re tired of you taking advantage of hard working American patriots”
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Join us to celebrate the 10th #POUG conference anniversary! 📷
We started in (let's be honest) the basement of a small hotel near Warsaw Airport, and now we're here, with our amazing community.
Book now: poug2025.konfeo.com/en/group…
#POUG2025
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Having dinner and drinks with lovely friends pre #ukougdiscover24
Depends on your definition of open i suppose. Total chaos at Berlin T2 this morning, long queue at security only 2 scanners working, I've never seen so many stressed people.
A light meal i asked for. Sure we have spratzle, it's like German pasta he said. Very very stodgy, but with the sauce and a couple of pilsners i managed to finish it. Don't think I'd rush to have it again though.
Silly Germans building two willhelm -something strasses in totally different parts of the city. If i wasn't a global travel expert that might have caught me out
Impulse purchase at the airport on the way to #poug2024. It's basically Portuguese Carlo Rossi.
Bug or not? I think yes, I don't see any reason why this should fail, at least if it does fail it shouldn't make up a story about multiple primary keys. "Self-evident" my a$$. cc @connor_mc_d @thatjeffsmith
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#Oracle #Database #Free runs fine on a #RaspberryPi 5 but not on a @Raspberry_Pi 4.
What's going on? Let's take a look!
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Bug or not? The behaviour is fine, it's the error message, what is "(PDBADMIN.)"? I'm sure there's a valid reason for this, but seems an unnecessarily obtuse message for something so simple)...
Patrick Jolliffe retweeted
Perhaps look at some conservation work this weekend :-)
#ProtectYourDatabase
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Before going to the unknown, let's take a journey to Poznań, where @jolliffe will speak at the #POUG2024: poug2024.konfeo.com/en/group…
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Congrats to the @swissOUC to such a huge success!!
First conference - sold out.
Presentation lineup - awesome.
Expert level - high.
Location - Oracle ZRH
I learned a lot, and it was absolutely worth the trip.
Please please please ... #DoItAgain :)
@oracleace #DBAsRunTheWorld
#dcc2024 @swissOUC @G_Ceresa @Nephentur @jasminfluri (ie the other Jas-min) amazing conference, I had a great time, thanks and congratulations!
Patrick Jolliffe retweeted
One of the best talks about the #Oracle #Optimizer I've ever attended given by @jolliffe at @swissOUC conference at The Circle in Zürich - learned a lot about _optimizer_cbqt_or_expansion
#19c #DBAsRunTheWorld @oracleace
Patrick Jolliffe retweeted
One of the best talks about the #Oracle #Optimizer I've ever attended given by @jolliffe at @swissOUC conference at The Circle in Zürich - learned a lot about _optimizer_cbqt_or_expansion
#19c #DBAsRunTheWorld @oracleace





















