Joined August 2010
You'll be hard pressed to find another captain of industry who's having a working lunch like this.
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At one point I smuggled in a microwave, though annoyingly the game was up within a week. A passing member of staff had been alerted by its unusually loud ding (a common failing of many of the newer Sanyos). I normally muffled the sound by wrapping it in my duvet and lying on top.
Taste testing supermarket carbonara. You Tube - Gregg Wallace Way
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Mentalist.
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Latest tattoo for your perusal.
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Farage just demonstrated/admitted that responsibility and accountability doesn’t suit his agenda. He’d rather stand on the sidelines shouting like a 1970s football hooligan.
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Hard to know if this post is thirsty due to a desire to get attention or the high salty levels.
Ahora resulta que meter menos goles qué el rival es perder. Perder es ser dominados, el no ganar no es perder, simplemente mexico tuvo mala suerte, Inglaterra no gano, nadie ve a Inglaterra como ganador, la gente solo respeta más a México después de este partido.
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El equipo que marca más goles al finalizar el tiempo reglamentario gana el partido. theifab.com/es/laws/latest…
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Just back from Nashville (for work) & the problem with going away anywhere is you have to come back. It takes about 1 hour to remind you what a tribe of cunts the British are.
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The partnership of Ryanair and Stansted Airport is up there with Fred and Rose.
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Not sure Tom Jones was the best to play Max Cady in this Cape Fear reboot.
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Can’t see the SpaceX bubble bursting at all. In other news, I have some lovely snake oil up for grabs. Send me all your money, can’t lose.
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I’ve had to do a World Cup thing in work, predict the scores of every game. Organised by HR (American) & I’m new so I have no choice. Chat dealt with that nonsense.
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World Cup? Not arsed.
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The Rimming Flush Gordon is on Question Time? #bbcqt
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New forearm tat. Looks a bit bumpy due to second skin dressing.
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A 99% reduction in office gossip?
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My boy has told me he’s getting a tattoo after always being convinced he’ll never have one. What’s he having? This’ll give you an idea.
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These two.
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Replying to @Jayoconnor8
@Jayoconnor8 I saw my wife having sex with my best friend in my swimming pool on the same day I discovered my farther stealing my shares.dg
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Moyes out?
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Imagine if West Ham do stay up though. IMAGINE IT!
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