Editorial Director and freelance writer - beauty, dogs, festivals, things that get on my nerves. joanneelizabethhoare@gmail.com
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For everyone who thinks the Cotswolds is all Farmhouse and Estelle Manor. Here’s the real Cotswolds.
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Friendships and celebrations. Thanks to @jojolizzy for including my comments in this piece for @StylistMagazine #friendship #counselling stylist.co.uk/relationships/… @charlie_crispy 💡
It’s the ‘pretending to care’ - this has 💯 gone from a good thing from the did relevant company to complete overwhelm. graziadaily.co.uk/life/in-th…
My dad’s dead & one of my sons is dead so I’m among the ppl these things are ostensibly targeted at. But an email like this is so much more unsettling than another bit of spam. Like now I have to remember ppl I love are dead AND I live in a world where corporations pretend to have feelings?
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God what a grim state of affairs from @Savills
Word of warning to anyone looking to rent right now, never, ever, step foot in a @Savills - especially their Shoreditch office. While they tweet their 'stunning,' portfolio, let's take a look at the not-so-stunning way they actually treat their tenants... 1/10
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📦 Vinted has changed my shopping habits for the better though, environmentally if not financially
🖋️ @jojolizzy for @ipaperviews
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A very odd dinner in Mustique with John Cleese and his wife where she stripped at the table.
Advertising/ Comms/ Marketing people...
I'm looking for ridiculous/ amazing/ unbelievable stories from your job...
i.e. You met a celebrity/ ate at the best restaurant in the world/ travelled to exotic location.
etc.
The more wild/ ridiculous the better!
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A plea for those hideous huge fake flower wall arrangements outside every brunch spot. I keep mistaking them for tributes to the deceased.
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You forgot to add ‘apart from if you were planning to watch it on our terrible service’ @NOW any chance of it appearing tonight?
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Whatever you think of Phil and Holly WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM PRETEND TO BE DRUNK FROM THE NTAS AGAIN.
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Sounds like a threat made round the back of a regional nightclub circa 2015 tbh
Jennifer Lopez's glossy 'liquid hair' will have you blinded trib.al/iUjLg2D
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Just been to see John Wick 4 and oh my god it is HIGH CAMP! The new teeth and panstick on Lovejoy. The French baddies skintight glittery breeches. WONDERFUL.
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I donate to this campaign every month because although I was lucky enough not to fall into any of these groups they support, Kingston was so kind when I arrived there freshly grieving with messed up grades from my dad dying during my A levels. I would have dropped out otherwise.
KU Cares has been helped care leavers, estranged students, young adult carers and sanctuary scholars study at #KingstonUni for over 15 years.💙
The scheme was praised by Shadow Minister @KeeleyMP in the House of Commons
Find out more about @KuCares 👇
kingston.ac.uk/undergraduate…
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Almost wholly ruined by that ludicrous bouffant wig, like a serial killer Barry Manilow #LutherTheFallenSun
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This is what happens when junior social media execs just do what they want and everyone else at the company thinks ooh young people stuff. I’m a broken record about this and always look like a party pooper.
Do major brands just not care about getting sued? Or are we supposed to believe that they paid for these song rights? This was a paid ad even.
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Can someone honestly honestly have this opinion? Or is it just an addiction to saying beyond stupid stuff for attention?
3 questions about the Nicola Bulley case: 1. Does she exist? (Think before the knee-jerk reaction.) 2. If she does, is there any evidence she was walking by the river that morning? 3. Is my feeling - that this story has been fabricated to push the chipping agenda - totally mad?
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I bet it was a sharks tooth
Prince Harry’s sentimental jewellery amid claims William ‘broke’ his necklace during row
ok.co.uk/lifestyle/prince-ha…
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