I wish I spent the same amount of time on my essays as I do the greeting on the emails for my teachers about late assignments 😭

The amount of talents I find out I have when it comes time to writing an essay before 11:59pm is insane

When it's the last week of class and you realize your notebook can still hold three subjects which means your report card is holding 3 F's right now too 😍 🤩

Me in a few months...🎒

Applying for financial aid just for them to say I'm too poor but also too rich to qualify at the same time 🥲

When the syllabus clearly states not to bother the professor at the end of the semester about grades or extra credit...

When you use "thus" in your essay 😎

When you're on campus and see high schoolers taking a tour 👀🤭

When all of your professors schedule tests in the same week but the library closes at 9 pm and you have a real job on top of that 🤩 🤩

When the due date is the only inspiration behind your assignments these days ⏰️ ⏰️

The way freshman 15 doesn't even matter because I only have one meal swipe a day 🥲

That moment when you realize you've only been to your 8am once and it is already halfway through the semester 😀

When the dining hall only has the good food once every two months...🫠

When you get locked out and have to call the RA on duty at the nice 4am hour 🥲

When my high school transcript is the only thing giving me motivation to do my classes in college 😍

The daily roommate pep talk to get up once the other one gets up has become the highlight of my day in college 👏 💤

When I attended almost all of my classes all week so I automatically deserve a sweet treat 😊🧁

When it gets dark at 5 pm but you have exams to prepare for so the energy drinks start at 5:01

When the time for office hours comes because your 32% isn't going up to the 86% that the Canvas what-if score promised 🥲

Closing my eyes anytime I need to check my bank account in college now 🫣🫣