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Some tweets are parody. Others are satire, jokes, hyperbolic speculation, spitballs, and bald-faced facts. I trust the wise reader can decide which is which.

Seattle, WA
Joined May 2008
Don't play loud music that causes fights. Play Debussy - Deux Arabesques. youtube.com/watch?v=hWTe3C_R…
If you take Last Train To Clarksville, you'll be late. youtube.com/watch?v=ZcXpKiY2…
"You want a piece of me?" Biden-Trump debate getting off to a rocky start. youtube.com/watch?v=H5tmB8Kr…
Trump's new campaign rally theme: "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" White Horse: War and Infectious disease Red Horse: Empire division Black Horse: Imperial oppression Pale Horse: Death and destruction
The ACME Gravity Wave Detector alerts you when a black hole or brown dwarf is passing by.