formerly @terpsfootball #53 | JuCo product | stand up comic | U.S. Army
Pennsylvania, USA
Joined July 2014
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I am proud to announce I will be continuing my academic and athletic career at the University of Maryland. Thank you @LCFalconsFB and @markduda73 for helping me get to this point. #GoTerps #LackLife @CoachJPardini @LackQBCoach @CoachPavone @KickerTHEricker @palmyrathletics
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Jaquan Brisker on Jared Verse’s trash talk earlier in the week, via @AshleyWenskTV:
"All that talk, and then to come out with 0 tackles, that’s bad ... He’s gotta look at himself in the mirror and get better."
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“I’m from Texas. … So I was forced to watch the Dallas Cowboys. … I left the dark side. I put away my childish ways. Now I bleed green baby.”
—Eagles legend @JTrotter_54 on his journey from Cowboys fan to Philadelphia icon 😂
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I got to talk to THE man Merrill Reese about one of my favorite calls of all time... THEY STOPPED THEM AGAIN!!
@DKSports #DKPartner
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I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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Please, Retweet this.
How Sunday Ticket Members don't have the opportunity to see the game they want in the afternoon slate just because a random,bad game from the noon slate goes all the way down to a tie is ridiculous and entirely unnecessary. Please fix @YouTube
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why don't we just keep making original movies all together.....the simple answer is..... BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT ME TO. DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU WANT ME POUNDING OUT SEQUEL. AND YOU WANT ME TO KEEP PRODUCING REMAKES!!
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DeVonta Smith - OUT
Zach Baun - OUT
Hollywood Brown - OUT
Marcus Epps - OUT
Dallas Goedert - OUT
Fred Johnson - OUT
Somebody get this guy on the phone
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"I AM JAPANESE!"
Munetaka Murakami is LOVING his first locker room celebration with the White Sox. 😭
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Three-time Pro-Bowl tight end Zach Ertz, who played in Philadelphia from 2013-‘21 and helped the team win its first Super Bowl, is returning to the city and signing with the Eagles practice squad, per sources. The Eagles lost TE Dallas Goedert to a sprained MCL and now are turning to Ertz, who spent the past two seasons in Washington.
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You can take a guy out of Philly but you can’t take the Philly out of a guy
