Let me think… What other country holds public executions? Oh, that’s right, Iran. I guess since we couldn’t beat them at war we had to be like them.
You’re sitting in a restaurant and the person next to you is talking loudly on their phone with the speaker on. You can hear the whole conversation. What do you do? A)ignore it B) say something to them C)say something to the staff D)turn your phone on full volume on blast?
John Strauss retweeted
People that would've been a better choice than Belmont Cameli to throw the first pitch tonight for the #WhiteSox game
Frank Thomas
Hawk Harrelson
Common
Tom Skilling
Horace Grant
John Dillinger's cock
John Wayne Gacy
@MySoxSummer
Kanye West
Fan Since 1962
Mayor Richard M. Daley
Principal Kenner
Landon "Sonny" Cox
Roger Ebert's Jaw
Jesse Jackson Jr.
Al Capone
Catherine O'Leary
Jeremy Piven
@SDJfiveK
King Von
Brian Urlacher (post ass hair head)
Angel Reese
John Cangelosi
Bill Rancic
Chris and Josh asked me if I was coming to game 3. I hadn’t planned on it but with some friendly nudging from my wife @CarisaMarie11 I am now!! #whitesox @soxmachine_josh #yolo @fromthe108
Happy men post game #whitesox #soxmachine just ran into a few familiar faces!
John Strauss retweeted
The White Sox send our condolences to the family, friends and fans of Don Cooper, who has passed away at 70.
Don Cooper spent 33 seasons as a coach in the White Sox organization from 1988-2020, including 18 full seasons as the major-league pitching coach. Cooper served as the pitching coach for the 2005 World Series champion club, which became the first team since the 1928 Yankees to toss four consecutive complete games in a single postseason.
Forever in our thoughts.
I prefer this ratio of hits and LOB/ runs @soxmachine_josh @SoxMachine #whitesoxjust speaking about numerators
Colson has got to get his head in the game. These errors on top of the strikeouts are inexcusable. #whitesox my apologies for calling out Meidroth earlier.













