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In 1731, Sister Mariana de Jesus, a Portuguese nun, was sentenced to six months silence for ogling a monk with a telescope and passing raunchy messages to him hidden in a pancake.
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Historians be like:
Peter never married. He Chose to stay single his whole life. Lived until the day he died with his roommate and closest personal friend Jack by his side
Replying to @sainsburys
@sainsburys Hello Sains. Do you have any plans to install EV chargers in your large two-story Clapham Common car-park? I think you should.
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The Irish town of Dingle has 55 pubs and a population of about 1650 - one pub for every 30 people.
#Grindr - when you’re rude not replying to a message from every Tom, Dick and Harry, but you’re also rude telling the ‘say if not interested’ guys “I’m not interested”. And you’re rude if you block.
Right.
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Next to “following” top right is a little arrow. Can reset to chronological. No idea why they changed it.
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Last night was such a giggle. We had a scream! @johnrahers
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Excited for some JOKES with @jennyeclair tonight. Seated and ready to giggle with @johnrahers!
Very very funny for an old bird! @jennyeclair
Excited for some JOKES with @jennyeclair tonight. Seated and ready to giggle with @johnrahers!
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Handful of tix left for jokes jokes jokes on Monday night at the divine Duchess theatre in Covent Garden - but fistfuls left in Hall for Truro for tomorrow night - both venues £26 per ticket. 90 min show - 7.30 kick off out by 9.30pm last trot around the block for this show
How is this acceptable, @marksandspencer?
Where’s the rest of my unopened lunch gone? 😭
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Can we have some older people in there please? Jees.
Monkey is the only one in there older than the pants I’m currently wearing. #BBUK
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