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João

@johnpires26
 Lisbon, Portugal
Joined March 2013
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Flying into Toronto! So smoky the flight attendant had to come on and say if you start smelling smoke don’t panic there are wildfires up north! @CP24 #wildfires #smoke
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“Congratulations, you passed!” “Congratulations, you’re hired!” “Congratulations, you’re approved!” “Congratulations, you’re accepted!” “Congratulations, you’re promoted!” All in 2026 🙏
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Thanks @WestJet for a great start of my holidays.. :( and nobody to help at the airport
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First day of Fall
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This is Frank. He has to wait outside during pizza night. Can't imagine why. 12/10
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cad to usd:(((((((
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there’s nothing cute about this,respect people’s time
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Trump: “The illegals are eating cats and dogs” Moderator: “No they’re not” LMFAOOOOOOOO
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I’d rather listen to the sounds of my own screams as I’m disemboweled by a rusty trowel.
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@KatKanada_TM7 Sep 2024
Would you listen to a conversation between @elonmusk and @PierrePoilievre on an 𝕏 Spaces? ❓
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Canadians watching this debate.
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@NICKIMINAJ16 Jun 2024
Happy Fathers Day lil niggaz. Live it up!!!!! Fuk what your BM gotta say homie. Just remember!!!! your sperm did its job!!!!!! And that’s on what?!?!!!! NO PERIOD. -hacked
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Sometimes all I think about is you…
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WATCH: Large meteor streaking across the sky in Portugal
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“Big Foot” by Nicki Minaj faceplants to #141 on US Spotify, down 72 spots with 399,118 streams. Megan Thee Stallion’s “HISS” reaches a new daily streaming high on US Spotify with 1,867,386 streams, remaining at #1 for a 4th consecutive day.
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I HAVE TWO MOODS: 1. "constant panic and worrying about every little detail." 2. "IT IS WHAT IT IS."
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