Johnny Bow

Computer says no(nce)

Russell Brand receiving his sentence today, while the people defending him can barely construct one.

Jeff Bezos buying a stake in Liverpool? The boxes at Anfield are going to end up much bigger than they need to be

Donald Trump was probably only there because he thought Infantino was an Italian child.

That was embarrassing Charlie Kirk's last debate had more shots on target than Argentina

Some of the most famous attackers watching the World Cup Final Ronaldo Ronaldinho Donaldinho

Nigel Farage might not have a bin for a face but he's definitely a count

The fact that it was only bottles and masonry thrown at the police last night just shows you how the price of petrol has gone too far

Probably more accurate for @realDonaldTrump

K Pop Belfast Ma's are as raging as the time Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor went to see New Kids on the Block

Donald Trump being presented with a trophy of a minor.. No surprise there

Watching the Winter Olympics It's great to see Americans going up against ICE and coming out on top

If any newspapers want to buy some headlines off me, they're £20 each. Please see below. Pedo Mandelson Peter Scandal-son Pedo Scandal-son

I have a friend who transitioned at the start of January New Year, Naomi

Spoiler for tonight #TraitorsUK

First Nicolás Maduro, now Ruben Amorim, no one is safe these days.

At least this time we don't have to question the age of the stripper.

I hope they play Simply The Bestos

"Donald Trump rejects intelligence" Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

It's bad enough Coca-Cola are doing the name thing again, but now M&S are getting involved.