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Dude.

Denver, CO
Joined April 2007
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Took a year off Twitter this time. Did I miss anything?
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The people that do the backstories for the olympians probably also write online recipes
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"Dad, I dug a hole".
You really should join the @BrokenRoadsGame discord at discord.gg/W9UZzrk. Our community share the best stuff... Thanks to Liquid Colin for this masterpiece.
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Haven’t been on Twitter for a little while. Can someone catch me up?
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You can tell I have just sat down for you see my child is asking for something
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One of my absolute favorite podcasts @heavyweight is going exclusive to Spotify. It’s a shame, and I will miss it.
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"You know who else briefly went offline?" -Youth pastor
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My new instrumental album is out!! You can find it anywhere digitally to download or stream. Click the link in my bio to preorder the vinyl if you weren’t a Kickstarter backer!
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You guys ever wake up at like 5am and your brain won’t let you fall back asleep because it’s thinking about the plot of the latest My Little Pony movie because for sure yeah me neither
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Every year or two I remember what’s probably the most scarily/stunningly impressive linguistic feat I’ve ever seen. Every time, I think I must be mistaken, then I read the thing, and I just shake my head in disbelief. It’s been twenty years. Let me tell you about it.
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Hello, I just texted to say I emailed. Sincerely, Your kid’s school
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You guys ever watch, like, 8 #HotOnes in a row?
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You haven’t even seen my final form yet
Did @johnny5w write the most anime theme sounding song in Relient K's catalog? Please prove us wrong. youtu.be/RCDY4V_VxwQ
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JUST IN: The FDA has formally approved Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine, replacing the emergency use authorization granted by the agency last December. This is the first COVID-19 vaccine to be subject to a full review by the FDA and receive a full approval.
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Banger
Greatest moments in entertainment history part 5
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If you’re a fan of Bill Murray and you haven’t seen The Man Who Knew Too Little then what are you even doing with your life
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