@johnmtzz

most if not all my tweets are lies lol

 San Antonio, TX
Joined August 2017
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y am i lowkey a bird for this dude
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🦢@bbmbbyssOct 18
“I’m gonna be super skinny by halloween”
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Diego@adiegomickelsonOct 17
Me eating the sandwich that grants endless Tate McRae endings
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don’t talk to strangers or you might fall in love
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the vibe tonight
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he playing games w you but over here i don’t condone it 🙂‍↕️
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rule #1 never put all ur eggs in 1 basket fr
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Jessica Lange as Fiona Goode yelling “KNOTTY PINE!” in 2026 is literally everything 😆🙌🏽 #AHS13
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iPhone Kupi 🕺
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i know i like him bc i finish and don’t want him to leave after #love
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i’m telling idgaf
JohnMtz ☀️@johnmtzzOct 6
HUH i just found out i hooked up with this guy and he had a bf !?!? 😭😭😭
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HUH i just found out i hooked up with this guy and he had a bf !?!? 😭😭😭
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ngl i blacked out last night i think
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Steilyist@christeyeuhOct 3
😭😭the silence
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don’t ask me how the drive was i have no idea i was on my phone
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happy bf day to all 3 of my boyfriends #inlove
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dating someone that’s the only child in their family is lowkey not for the weak
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joshi@lbbhjoshOct 2
#AHS13 ep06 got me like this:
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why do gay people get hot and bothered when someone (rightfully) talks down on open relationships
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i need to get a bf before this rain hits bc i wnna be cuddled up, gimme like 20 mins
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