@johnmartz

Illustrator / Book Designer / Sourpuss

 Toronto
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Joined January 2007
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The Venga Bus is coming from inside the house.
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Look for me where the sky is blue.
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John Martz retweeted
Bartleby@lindynap19 Oct 2024
Getting radicalized by the quality of writing and illustrations in old children’s books
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Open the schools
Fitzy Mo Peña@FitzyMoPena15 Oct 2024
No one has ever been dunked on harder than Woody when this dude hit him with the “HOWDY HOWDY HOWDYYYY”
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Me, still on X, formerly Twitter
Jake Tapper 🦅
@jaketapper26 Sep 2024
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Letterboxd
@letterboxd22 Sep 2024
What’s your favorite opening title card in a film? 🎥
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Photos don't do it justice. I simply gotta go down there and see this thing myself on a tiny screen.
Pop Base
@PopBase17 Sep 2024
The first photo of the OceanGate Titan sub wreckage on the ocean floor has been released.
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a 10/10 burger beats a 10/10 hot dog BUT a 5/10 hot dog beats a 5/10 burger
luca@lucam8a13 Sep 2024
Replying to @lucam8a
hot dogs are better than burgers
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For #NationalPigeonDay, some very fancy pigeons courtesy of Emil Schachtzabel's Illustriertes Prachtwerk sämtlicher Taubenrassen (1906). More here: publicdomainreview.org/colle…
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This is why people who impotently rage about modern art love to pretend like people who like it are lying for clout: if you allow yourself to comprehend that people sincerely love this stuff, you start becoming curious. If you become curious, you might change your mind.
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Why I'm still on Twitter
Ubu Kung@UbuKung6 Jun 2024
'I use technology in order to hate it properly' - Nam June Paik
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Me barreling down Fury Road in this bad boy…
max krieger left. check the linktree@MaxKriegerVG31 May 2024
the nes soundchip: beep bloop crunch crunch :))) the genesis soundchip:
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Visit scenic Toronto
horse dentist
@equine__dentist20 May 2024
if you need me i’ll be at the play area and cholera burial ground
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Sam Altman unfamiliar with Tom Waits vs. Frito-Lay
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With years of lived experience, I now have the wisdom to know that some diggity is inevitable.
John Martz@johnmartz29 Jul 2016
I have a strict zero diggity policy.
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Not even ten minutes back in the country before we started complaining about Toronto transit. That’s how you know you’re home.
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The nice thing about AI is that all the cost savings on labor will certainly be passed down to the consumer.
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“Fear is the mind-killer,” I tell myself, placing my hands into the Dyson Airblade.
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do enough people know the classic Hanna-Barbera character Snagglepuss to get how funny it would be to hear him say the phrase "lol, lmao even"
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