The government consider outcome of winning the next election.

Stopped at BBC Norfolk yesterday to say goodbye to @Bumfrey . Stephen has done an enormous amount to help the comedy scene in Norfolk and Suffolk. I've known him since his days in forces radio and he'll be enormously missed. Enjoy retitlrement lovely man x @Wartinmestgate

Unbelievably appalling customer service from @HotpointUK . Bad enough that I'm putting it on here

Had the best time compering @comedystoreuk last night. It remains by far and away the best stage to play in the country. Perfectly run and staffed. Looking forward to going back

1st draft of President Zelenskyys speech leaked

Matt Hancock was pretty much responsible for the deaths of up to 20,000 people in care homes during the peak of covid. I wonder if one of those people will be the mother of the bloke he'll get strapped to when he has to jump out of a plane 8000 feet up ?

Brilliant

I'd like to think I helped a little with this. I'm expecting a thank you or some flowers. news.sky.com/story/bp-report…

Proud to be a part of this. Do come along.

After todays voting I'm hoping that the count tomorrow will be another Star Wars day. Revenge of the sixth.

Q. How bad are things ? A. Bad enough that I'm actually finding myself agreeing with the person I have despised the most in my life.

I just saw Chris Rea driving North up the A1with a car full of Christmas presents. I think he must have put his clock forward too far.

Hive mind : To save me sounding like an utter knob what phrase can I use instead of 'hive mind' ?

Last night I saw a bright green shooting star. They're supposedly lucky. This morning I cooked 4 eggs from #Aldi and ALL of them had double yolks. They're supposedly lucky. I'm expecting a bird to shit on me later.

Crazy ! Why on earth did she have it built so close to the airport? news.sky.com/story/no-fly-zo…