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Silly Joel NYC

@johnbuseman

Being, doing, 'stuff.' earth, mostly

 Austin, TX
Joined June 2012
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"I thought he was just doing a bit" -everyone after I die suddenly
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Robert Pattinson should change his name to Robert Batman
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I haven’t seen the movie but that’s a great name! Good enough to come out of retirement for.
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At this point my family are just like old roommates. They saw me naked too many times and now we never talk
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I DON'T use deodorant cuz I never lose my cool* *leave the house
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Cats! Nature's dogs
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"how does he make all those wonderful toys?" -autistic joker
I'd love if people pointed to me and said "that guy doesn't care what anybody thinks" but only if I look cool
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I feel like I always ruin sexting when I say "eggplant 100 was my father's name"
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I can only speak for myself but by far the worst part of being president HAS to be playing golf
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1st pass at shaving- get 90% of whiskers. 2nd- get 60% of the remaining 10% 3rd pass - 30% of sink is blood
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"I don't know man. I never use my own stuff" -me when people ask where to follow me on social media
how are the schools in Margaritaville™?
from me and mine to you and yours, happy birthday Bob Marley!
will I have to tip the bot that replaces you at your job?
Pants so comfortable you'll never have to wear them!
the wow reaction is the funniest thing on facebook in 5 years
Trying to make my own memes, so far they all just say "Shutterstock" am I doing this right?
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🎶u can't always get what society says u waaaaaaant 🎶
Tonight STONED Kath Barbadoro | Josh Castro DRUNK Cody Greenlee | Dany Recio SOBER Jered McCorkle | John Buseman Tix bit.ly/2f0x0sR
Image from StonedvDrunkvSober (@SvDvSComedy)
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Ram Dass
@BabaRamDass9 Nov 2016
U must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean r dirty, the ocean does not become dirty ~ Gandhi
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