In the last decade Oscar Isaac has made 24 films and 4 TV series. Does he owe money to the mob or something? Take a break buddy.

"There's no 'I' in 'water'" (Sad waiter at the beach)

Reading that there had never been a major production of Samuel Beckett in Australia by 1984 😐

Maybe the unexpected item in bagging area is love

The absolutely hectic crescendo of texts/emails when a package is about to arrive borders on music theatre. "the package" "the PACKage" "your package" "that package" "YOUR PACKAGE IS ON ITS WAAAAY"

My kid's new favourite music genre can only be described as 'medieval tavern music' and every cornett trill sounds like another thud of dirt on the coffin of my Spotify algorithm

Wordle looks like a puzzle game but is secretly a fighting game.

The new Uncharted film is solidly M-rated and seems aimed at young teens, but there is SO MUCH BOOZE it's almost surreal. Like five bar scenes alone! It's like Indiana Jones stumbled onto the set of Sideways.

Why do we hear so much from tennis players' parents? Let's replace 'stage mum' with 'tennis dad'.

Hey fictional characters, lay off all the remembering

Petition to introduce 'GO EXTINCT' as the new retort of choice

Kick your weekend off with this breezy, uplifting piece by a paleontologist: HUMANS ARE DOOMED TO GO EXTINCT scientificamerican.com/artic…

I need to know the backstory of the guy who brought a martini to my 10.35 screening of No Time to Die. That's AM.

Number of words spoken by women in recent war films. 1917: 0 Dunkirk: 44 Shadow in the Cloud:

Mind blown to read Shadow in the Cloud took just $1 million in box office worldwide. The most inventive and self-assured 80 minutes of B-movie satisfaction in recent years.