chief visionary officer of my FRICKEN life.
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john patrick: future president retweeted
Ah yes. Some pot smoke. That’s hits the spot… now to be productive- but first, a quick foray to the Wikipedia page for sugar ray
john patrick: future president retweeted
This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
john patrick: future president retweeted
in october 2021 i had such a transcendently good piece of pumpkin pie w/ a dense texture. i got obsessed with trying to recreate it every fall for the next three years. anyway, i finally nailed it. here's the recipe–pumpkin pie with orange zest and cardamom whipped cream
a 5’8 frankenstein prob would have been chill with all the villagers. smoking loud instead of screaming at fire. my people are trying to reach out to mary shelly as we speak
my buddy ray bradbury just asked me the what temp paper burns at, the mind of a writer is dead ass crazy
john patrick: future president retweeted
You see lots of guys with a “mom❤️” tattoo never see anyone with a dad tattoo or even better an Unc tat ❤️
like and share if you agree ❤️
john patrick: future president retweeted
got free guac at chipotle tonight and i’m gonna ride this high for the rest of my life. all self hatred has left my brain; i’m finally free. i got it for free guys. i don’t even like guac.
