@johnVeverything

Comedy’s ageing emo.

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Joined February 2009
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Did I mention that I’m officially one of North East comedy ones the watch in 2024? Look! There’s me bottom right!
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It’s any partially musical comedian who spent their lunch break working out how to play “The Best of You” for a topical aside that won’t be topical when the gig is rescheduled that I feel sorry for #standupcomedy
The Stand Newcastle@StandNewcastle11 Sep 2024
Due to a plumbing issue in the venue, we have to close tonight. All ticket holders have been contacted! Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
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Amazing line-up (genuinely, if I had to pick a dream comedy line up it would pretty much be this one) important cause, somehow some tickets still left - tynetheatreandoperahouse.uk/… #Newcastle #comedy #standupcomedy
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I will be hosting the legendary @LongLiveComedy2 this Tuesday @TheTownWallPub - the lineup is great, I’ve bought a new shirt for it, get yourselves down! #newcastle #comedy #standupcomedy
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In which the guy from @EveryoneDiesPod seriously tempts fate #sunderland #standupcomedy #comedy
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@EssexCricket3 May 2024
🤔 Give us one word to describe these two....
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Excited as always to be on at Red Raw @StandNewcastle (hosted by Lee Kyle which *guarantees* a good show)
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Excited to be asked to do this next month - find me at The Craic Factory in Ouseburn on February 8th, in a venue where my young children once got into a fight over the last bit of hummus
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Very tempted to have this review blown up and fixed to the side of my house, like a West End show #comedy #standupcomedy
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Doing some jokes at the Craft Bar in Scarborough this Thursday #standup #comedy #Scarborough #northyorkshire
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I’m on at @StandNewcastle tonight - a post Halloween (trick or) treat 👻
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“They said it would never last, but so far so good!” (annual 🎩 tip to @DanRhodes101 as me and @shesacherrybomb, like David Tennant before us, become 14)
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How’s your comedy career going? I’ve officially made it to “urinal poster” status!
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Whatever can any of this mean? Find out tomorrow night over the course of 20 action packed minutes at the Mosaic Tap in Newcastle. Tickets here ➡️ tickets.feltnowt.co.uk/publi… #standup #comedy #newcastle #NorthEast
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Cure your Sunday blues with me! #standupcomedy #comedy #newcastle
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Very excited to be part of this in a couple of weeks time, and even more excited to be described as one of the “future stars of comedy” - do come along and I will hopefully remove some of your Sunday night fear! #standupcomedy #comedy #Newcastle
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Featuring me and some other fantastic comics - and all in a very important cause
Oasis Community Housing@oasiscomhousing26 Sep 2023
😂 Join us on Thursday 28th September for a comedy night with difference. @FeltNowt have organised a wonderful night of comedy at Castro's bar in Newcastle, with all of the money raised bringing #hopenothomelesness Show starts: 8:00pm Tickets: £7.50 tickets.feltnowt.co.uk/publi…
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Doing Red Raw @StandNewcastle tonight which is always lovely - do come along!
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Annoyed to say that due to illness i will now be doing this on December 14th - but do still go anyway!
John Hart@johnVeverything13 Sep 2023
You can also see me get some much- needed match practice here tomorrow
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You can also see me get some much- needed match practice here tomorrow
John Hart@johnVeverything12 Sep 2023
Doing my set about gluten intolerance at @zapatista_bbar, a venue primarily selling wheat-encased food, as part of Comedy Volcano this Thursday (14th) from 7.30pm - and it’s free! #standupcomedy #comedy #Newcastle
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